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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

They had a paid break, right?

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They had a paid break, right?

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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • ᴰᵉᵐᵒⁿᶜʳᵃᶜʸ
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    6•1 year ago

    Unpaid “breaks” aren’t breaks. They should be illegal.

  • @datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • Elise
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    4•1 year ago

    I like my coding job as long as I have the space to do what I need to do. Without that I just get stressed out and way less productive. The older I get the better I am at setting boundaries and finding the right kind of jobs.

  • @Rednax@lemmy.world
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    57•1 year ago

    But I love coding at work?!

    The problem is that every living entity in a 10 kilometer radius around me, seems to be hellbent on getting me to do anything but coding. Refining work estimates, fixing badge access rights, fixing a driver issue, telling people that you cannot do 1000 things at the same time, teaching the new developer how shit (doesn’t) works, mangling Jenkins into a functional state again, explaning that thing I did a year ago but is only now used (it was very high prio a year ago), writing documentation that noboby ever reads, progress meetings, specialty group meetings, knowledge sharing meetings, company wide meetings, etc.

    • @Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      You can always write code for Free Software projects in your free time and contribute to a good cause.

    • @psud@lemmy.world
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      I had a team of contractors working on some code. They had learnt in their previous jobs to document everything in the work wiki (aside from the design documents which have their own repository)

      And it was good they did, since the project was put on hold due to too much mismatch between backend and front, and all the contractors were fired (a day before Xmas) leaving the useless doco as the best reference for whoever needs to resurrect our code

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      1•1 year ago

      That’s exactly it. When I code for my own projects, I don’t have to deal with any of that shit.

    • @pineapple_santa@feddit.de
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      4•1 year ago

      Just say no. Decline meeting requests. Set your own priorities. It’s not like they can fire the guy who operates the CI and apparently the physical security systems as well while still writing code for high priority projects.

    • @Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Agreed on all of that. As I understand it, periods of better worker markets make for less of that nonsense people are willing endure. I’ve seen a recent trend of corporations turning up the BS because the job market has been tightening up and people are less willing to take risks.

  • undetermined
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    deleted by creator

    • Ogmios
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      Amazing how much easier it is to motivate yourself when you have the ability to make significant decisions on the fly, based on the immediate feedback you receive from the system, instead of spending half your time hitting your head against a wall attempting to sus out self-contradictory instructions given by people who don’t actually understand how any of it really works.

      • @marlowe221@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Do we work together?

      • @PlexSheep@feddit.de
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        13•1 year ago

        We need to start a change process for this

  • @SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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    11•1 year ago

    Why is this literally the opposite for me?

    I have a class where I write in Assembly but instead I’m working on my personal HTML/CSS/JS project.

    • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      It’s not the language that matters, it’s the obligation vs passion.

    • @intrepid@lemmy.ca
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      The result is still the same, isn’t it? (in language you like vs in language you’re forced to use)

      • @SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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        It also really depends on what is being made. My Assembly programs are specific homework assignments. My JS project is designed entirely by my will.

        • @hex@programming.dev
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          I think the main difference is just personal project vs work project

  • @mogoh@lemmy.ml
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    You can use a JavaScript to assembly converter so you get the same pain on your personal projects.

    • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Wouldn’t that just be a JavaScript compiler?

      • @mogoh@lemmy.ml
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        3•1 year ago

        Well, if you put it that way … yes.

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      Tell me more, I’ve almost achieved webasm

    • @chellomere@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Is there a 6502 backend?

  • @AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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    65•1 year ago

    Amazing how you can work 8 hours without it ever stopping being 1 am. Human beings really are amazing when they are motivated

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      36•1 year ago

      Motivation: AKA, Chronic Insomnia.

      • Deceptichum
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        8•1 year ago

        Nah, being engrossed in something you’re enjoying can consume time like nothing.

        Same as the “just one more” turn phenomenon with games.

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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        Sometimes programming is my zone.

      • @psud@lemmy.world
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        Chronic flow in an engaging project. Start on a Saturday morning, feel like a coffee since you’re a bit sleepy, notice it’s Sunday

  • aubertlone
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    The funny thing is, both of these are JavaScript for me.

    I mean I guess TypeScript if I’m doing coding for work.

    • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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      My first job right out of college I was writing assembly for some epically old industrial equipment. That shit runs on its own language that was only ever used on that piece of equipment. Usually x86 but with some wacky modifications. There’s no compiler for that, just a manual the size of a textbook and a million chicken scratch notes in it that’s half covered in grease. I’m so glad I don’t do that anymore.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        That sounds like a nightmare.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Same. I participate on web game jams for fun.

  • EtzBetz
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    https://youtu.be/jIrMG10vge0

  • @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    I wrote a JavaScript program to write assembly program

    • @intrepid@lemmy.ca
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      5•1 year ago

      You wrote a compiler?

      • @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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        Nah. Just converting midi into hardcoded assembly code.

        https://github.com/North-West-Wind/midi2riscv

      • Avid Amoeba
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        They just ran a line of JS in a browser. 🤭

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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    80•1 year ago

    The difference is: One you do for fun and one you’re told to do for money.

  • @lorty@lemmygrad.ml
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    4•1 year ago

    I love coding at work, unfortunately 90% of what I do is not coding.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    18•1 year ago

    At least with your assembly code it’ll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it’ll be.

    • @30p87@feddit.de
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      If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

    • qaz
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      Assuming it actually works

      • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪
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        9•1 year ago

        I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

      • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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        A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

    • @Orygin@sh.itjust.works
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      My assembly code only goes brt :(

      • qaz
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        Maybe you switched up jg and jl?

        /s

      • @UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works
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        it reaches ‘t’ from ‘b’ with a lot less iterations of ‘r’. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)

    • @noddy@beehaw.org
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      It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
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    21•1 year ago

    What are you doing in assembly?

    • @guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works
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      7•1 year ago

      Pretending I was born 40 years earlier

    • @embed_me@programming.dev
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      Doing vector operations because the MCU vendor didn’t provide APIs for it.

      (did not actually do that but was preparing to before we came to our senses and ditched that MCU)

    • @herrvogel@lemmy.world
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      Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren’t there before. All in a good night’s work.

      • @marcos@lemmy.world
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        Well, I guess it’s either writing a device driver or that.

        And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.

      • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        That doesn’t sound like optimization.

        • @herrvogel@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          To you, maybe.

        • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪
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          It’s just reverse optimizing!

        • @Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
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          No worries, he can optimize it later.

          • @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            13•1 year ago

            Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it eventually, right?

            • @Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
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              // TODO: fix this code

    • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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      40•1 year ago

      Suffering.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Assembling.

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