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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

They had a paid break, right?

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They had a paid break, right?

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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    18•1 year ago

    At least with your assembly code it’ll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it’ll be.

    • @Orygin@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 year ago

      My assembly code only goes brt :(

      • qaz
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        1 year ago

        Maybe you switched up jg and jl?

        /s

      • @UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works
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        7•1 year ago

        it reaches ‘t’ from ‘b’ with a lot less iterations of ‘r’. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)

    • @noddy@beehaw.org
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      24•1 year ago

      It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

    • qaz
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      10•1 year ago

      Assuming it actually works

      • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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        2•1 year ago

        A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

      • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪
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        9•1 year ago

        I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

    • @30p87@feddit.de
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      10•1 year ago

      If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

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