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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

They had a paid break, right?

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They had a paid break, right?

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@black0ut@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
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    21•1 year ago

    What are you doing in assembly?

    • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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      40•1 year ago

      Suffering.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6•1 year ago

      Assembling.

    • @herrvogel@lemmy.world
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      66•1 year ago

      Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren’t there before. All in a good night’s work.

      • @marcos@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        Well, I guess it’s either writing a device driver or that.

        And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.

      • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        That doesn’t sound like optimization.

        • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪
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          5•1 year ago

          It’s just reverse optimizing!

        • @herrvogel@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          To you, maybe.

        • @Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
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          17•1 year ago

          No worries, he can optimize it later.

          • @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            13•1 year ago

            Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it eventually, right?

            • @Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world
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              13•1 year ago

              // TODO: fix this code

    • @embed_me@programming.dev
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      2•1 year ago

      Doing vector operations because the MCU vendor didn’t provide APIs for it.

      (did not actually do that but was preparing to before we came to our senses and ditched that MCU)

    • @guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works
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      7•1 year ago

      Pretending I was born 40 years earlier

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