But the next Republican will for sure fix it!

“America first” and “make America great again” is just too unspecific, as Peru, Canada and all the others qualify as well.

Maybe he’s trying to equalize all of America by aligning the USA with the economic growth of… let’s say Venezuela.

Don’t use that word, it’s horrible!

Na, USB-C charging.

Please tell him his feels make him gay

(But only if that hurts his previous feels)

And Gimli

But… Teapot!

And achieved by Trump, on accident! (And against his will)

Whoopsie!

It was deserved as well. Brazil’s players were cocky as hell.

At least before the match.

The constant switching between sucking his dick and whining about how unfair or nasty he is, is so annoying.

Let me just start with: holy fuck, that’s a lot of text.

I hope you’re paranoid and everything will be fine, but I fear you’re not, and at least part of that will become reality. I would send thoughts and prayers, but I’m an atheist, and thoughts and prayers is what got you in that situation.

Good luck, and I mean that. I’m glad not to be in your situation.

And it won’t lead to the expected outcome.

As an European, could you please collapse before siding with Russia over us? That would be great, thanks.

Alternatively, and much preferred, just kick the whole Trump administration into the ocean, hold your own Nuremberg trials and start refreshed into the future. K thx bye.

Hey, some years ago we said the same about Russia invading Ukraine. Maybe Russia’s actions aren’t directed by logic.

I still don’t get what the fuck their problem is. Is it really just “they strong, we want strong alone”? I can’t believe the entire government is in Putin’s pockets.

Hey, don’t tell me. I know that. Tell the Americans.

Trump is one thing, but I’m really shocked at how easily he could exploit the system. I’m afraid this will be possible for future presidents, so I’m not sure if we should just exclude Trump. The US has a lot of homework to do.

What do you want this time? Minerals? Oil?

Not in this case

MAGA uses dumb!

It’s not very effective.