Can we get another edit for braking instead of breaking, please? Surely all this fancy new-fangled tech never breaks? 😉

Whatever happened to the Fourth Amendment? If they’re not even bothering to uphold the Constitution in a courthouse you guys are well and truly fucked.

Imagine being opposed to clean water. Death cultists, one and all.

Get 'em out of here already!

🇪🇺🥾🇭🇺!

It’s probably going to be cold hamberders again anyway.

Be sure to take that gun with you on your transatlantic flights so you can shoot your way out of the airport when the American Gestapo come for you. 👍

You’re not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

They really should have learned from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

Third degree burns are NO JOKE, particularly in such a sensitive area. If you google around a little you can see the burns on the leg of Simone Evans, another plaintiff vs. Starbucks in a similar, ongoing case (NSFW!)

Of course he would. Pigs of a leather grunt together.

Just for the record, I didn’t downvote you. I think that would be unkind.

And I hope you can forgive my joke; you’d be surprised how little the average European knows about the history of Iran.

Everyone knows

Yes, everyone knows that if Gudenni, the Prince of Hadenach had just married Essane, the Princess of Hawali, all the bloodshed could have been avoided. Instead, they formed the Caliphate of Ultigo and their iron-fisted rule led to the siege of Khobenar, which left their kingdom in ruins.

Or maybe you overestimate everyone’s knowledge. 😉

Hard pass. He would just use the opportunity to rant at our diplomats like he did with Zelenskyy. We wouldn’t want to sign any deals with a criminally insane dictator anyway.

The bond is broken, the ship has sailed. Time for us to pursue a Europe First strategy. Post haste, preferably.

And it’s not just investments into military hardware we need to make but also pharmaceuticals, semiconductors, etc. We need to become independent as soon as possible.

The groundwork is there. We can do it if we really want. MEGA will beat MAGA, and screw Trump and his puppet master.

Oh he has poor English ability. Very poor. The poorest English, I mean, some people say “Trump why are you so poor at English?” and he says “I know, that’s why the made me president.”

What, Russian?

Like who? The Republicans have bought into his death cult wholesale. Their god-emperor can do no wrong.

When the government tells you that you can’t trust the government, you better believe them.

6. They sell games that are unpatched and out of date.

He’s probably run out of couches to fuck so he’s getting bored.

Can’t wait to see whether we’ll get the corrupt clown again as the next chancellor or the other corrupt clown who hates foreigners.

Or maybe even the lesbian clown who hates foreigners and thinks women belong in the kitchen.

Such visionaries. So inspiring. So smart.

And yes, that is why. The corrupt clown thinks not poking the bear will appease him.

We don’t need to. But nice try. 😘