By now you’ve likely heard that Representative Mike Johnson—the congressman Republicans finally elected as the new Speaker of the House after 22 days of chaos—played a significant role in the plot to overturn the 2020 election, a lowlight on his résumé that is obviously deeply concerning for the future of democracy. Also extremely worrisome? Johnson’s wildly bigoted remarks about homosexuality over the years, and the fact that he supported criminalizing gay sex between consenting adults.
CNN’s KFile reports that prior to his career in politics, Johnson wrote a series of deeply homophobic editorials in his role as an attorney for the socially conservative legal group now known as Alliance Defending Freedom.
So then let people marry their pets. Who gives a flying fuck.
Bird husbands probably
Always pecking around my fun…
Letting people marry their pets would be a CATastrophe
A real WHALE of a problem
He’s a fucking animal
You got your words in the wrong order there
And is probably fucking them too
So does that mean it’s no longer beastiality as the’re both animals
Opposite-sex marriage leads to incest and inbreeding. Maybe we should just outlaw marriage altogether.
Honestly, I don’t know why marriage is even codified into law.
I take that back, I do. But it’s a stupid reason.
There really is no modern reason that marriage needs to be something you need to let the government know about.
I agree. Its critical in the US because of how we ration healthcare. Which is just stupid.
“Rationing healthcare” is such a dystopian ideology. It sounds like we’re unable to increase heathcare availability due to force(s) out of our control … which is the exact opposite of what happens.
Modern Marriage is a legal contract, it needs government more than ever because it’s pretty much tax benefits.
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It also partially excludes those who don’t earn a lot, at least where I live (Ontario, Canada).
You earn around 30k a year? Hey, you get some benefits! Two people earning 50k a year? Well, obviously you don’t need those benefits anymore. In fact, let’s cut your collective returns down by a nice $342.
Nothing changes if you’re just roommates, but they sometimes really want to verify that you’re not secretly common-law. You can get in legal trouble if you get caught.
It was kind of messed up the first year that my partner and I filed taxes together, to be honest. We couldn’t do that until we were living together for 2 years (federal government), and 3 years (provincial government).
They didn’t tell us to both save the entire previous year’s GST, and it ended with us having to pay between $500 and $700. That was a fun birthday suprise. The bad parts of common-law start before any of the benefits, apparently. They also seem to start before you can legally file. I tell everyone who I know is moving in with a partner, because fuck that noise. I wish someone told us earlier. Anyone, really.
*rage*
Don’t forget property rights.
This is of course a non-US view, I’m not sure how different the laws are there. But marriage is a great one-stop shop that lets you get a lot of legal kerfuffles sorted in 20-30 minutes with nothing but a couple signatures. I don’t think it is a stupid reason, the stupidity comes from all the other bullshit people want to dump onto marriage.
I’ve always thought that the word “marriage” should be removed from all laws since that’s a religious term and constantly quibbled about. Replace it with “civil union” defined as a joining between two consenting adults and leave the definition of “marriage” to the churches.
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I don’t think we should cede marriage to religion. Marriage predates all modern religions. It has always been about property, a civil matter. Religion can fuck right off laying claim to the institution.
I feel the same way. For the purposes of government business, all marriages are civil unions, since it’s the contractual part the government cares about. As far as marriage goes, that’s up to each religion to determine according to its own standards and definitions, including who is allowed to conduct the ceremony and who is allowed to participate in the ritual.
The government shouldn’t be able to dictate who I choose to share my assets and debts with, as long as they’re legally consenting adults who can sign the contract. And if someone wants to get married to a same sex partner in a church and that church won’t allow it, then they can find a church that better suits their values.
Everyone wins.
However, this is not what the theocrats want, which is why we have to deal with this shit. They want to be able to dictate what secular people do, and use the power of the state to force their religion on people regardless of church membership.
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May his loss of power be swift and embarrassing to him and his ilk, and cause the RNC to sink further into self destruction.
Election deniers should be sentenced to hard labor
Generous, aren’t you?
If the hard labor was building roads or railways, it would be generous to everyone.
… that’s the sound of a man workin’ on the chain…gaaang
What’s the saying about traitors receiving quarters? Like for arcade machines right?
Oh they should be quartered alright. Drawn and…
So this really is the most representative person for the job then!
It’s more likely to lead to polygamy again, which is kinda what the ultra religious want anyways, ratio weighted towards the alpha male of course.
Polygamy will be legal and they’ll complain about any relationship with more than one man. Cause the Bible says….
That sounds great, multiple women pissed at me giving me lists of chores. Oh how I can’t wait
In old-school polygamy you make one woman give all the other ones chores and then don’t contribute shit.
Don’t forget about culling poor male children just in case they turn out to be smart and attractive.
Oh okay so what happens when the bottom bitch is pissed?
Seems like the perfect repesentant to the GOP lol
What is the slippery slope fallacy?
So with the whole republican projection thing, I’m seriously worried for Mr. Johnson’s pet(s).
Alright. That is too specific. This guy fucks his dog. There’s no other explanation. This GOP is a dog fucker.
They do have a very long, documented history of projecting…
yup like this guy former Idaho Senator Larry Craig - staunch opponent of LGBTQ+ rights caught cruising for dick in a public bathroom. To be clear, the problem isn’t that he was doing gay stuff, but that he was a hypocrite about it and was clearly projecting his own insecurities into law.
Same as Clinton, etc. America wasn’t pissed he had an affair … it was that he lied about it.
Stop. Fucking. Lying.
If these ghouls stopped lying tomorrow we would all be horrified of what we find out.
Those are not even remotely the same thing.
Politicians lying is a bad thing. Politicians making laws that harm Americans for things that they do themselves is worse. It’s lying plus damaging our society.
Clinton lying about his affair didn’t impact any other American other than Monica Lewinsky and his wife.
No. Not the same at all. It was fucking cool that Clinton got a blow job in the Oval Office, it was not cool that it was from a subordinate. Clinton did not commit any crimes nor misdemeanors. Oral sex is not sex.
Not even pissed. The Lewinsky scandal mostly happened through 1998. Here’s a chart of Clinton’s approval ratings:
https://news.gallup.com/poll/116584/presidential-approval-ratings-bill-clinton.aspx
Barely any change throughout the year, and even spiked up towards the end of 1998. Americans in general didn’t give a fuck. Only the GOP cared.
Be mindful when he says “he’ll be in his Lab”, he’s not a mad scientist.
Unless…he makes sex toys
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Every accusation is an admission.
You are the smartest man alive and definitely shouldn’t be concerned about going bald slowly.
I was going to say the same thing, either he does or he is fantasizing about it. What a weird individual.
These people legitimately don’t understand that standing on the corner, yelling “I DONT WANT TO FUCK DOGS” at random people is not a good way to convince people that they don’t want to fuck dogs.
Aye. It’s usually the ones that cry the loudest. How many times haven’t outspoken anti-gay people been caught having affairs with a partner of the same sex?
And religious extremist lead the GOP to children rape and to all the laws against women to keep the supply of young kid so if i have to choose ? Let a guy marry is turtle
What is it with “hard labor”? Do the speakers really thing that makes them sound badass? The loss of freedom is a huge punishment already. The labor part is just letting someone profit off of human misery.
They want to bring back open slavery… Slavery with extra steps should be obvious: They want to get rid of the extra steps!
The profit is the whole point for them
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That’s the point for them. They want to make others miserable who don’t agree with them, and beyond that they want to benefit and profit off of others misery.
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So if I’m a male I can fuck my female dog no problem cos it’s not same sex. Good to know.
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just don’t fucking say ‘gay’
Sings the ending lines to The Flintstones.
🎶
When you’re with the Flintstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
We’ll have a gay old time.
🎶Here he is, arrest him!
Please don’t though.
