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I hope that there are more to come;-))
Didn’t trump shut down cybercrime investigations?
only against russia.
All the more reason for russia to try a cyberattack?
Why is anyone even still using that product?
It’s a propaganda engine for propaganda consumers.
Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
What is “priaprism”?
I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.
His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.
He is a man without potential or love.
priaprism
I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
One hour too late. Smh
The joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
He in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
elons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.
Imagine firing your entire IT team and then crying ‘cyberattack’ when the servers can’t handle traffic.
🐱🐱🐱
I mean, they’re being DDOSed right now. But yeah, he fired anyone who would know how to mitigate a DDOS attack.
He can literally go and hire cloudflare to come in and help him fix it.
But I’m sure he needs someone experienced enough to manage that project.
He could buy Cloudflare.
Probably, but it wouldn’t be all that easy. It would require him to intimidate a bank or get a personal loan. He has the asset weath required, but, especially with the recent Tesla failure, he’d be hard pressed to get an honest loan from a bank for fear that he’ll run his finances into the ground.
Cloudflare is worth 40B, he certainly doesn’t have anywhere near that much cash, his entire tesla holdings are around 100b and worth a lot less every day.
I wonder if, in his infinite costcutting wisdom, he removed “redundancies” in the twitter stack that wouldve helped it better withstand cyberattacks.
Twitter was never really good at that, but he did absolutely fire anyone that was responsible from preventing and recovering from failwhales
Twitter as run by Musk— There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Must be the great hacker collective: N_competence
Edit:
Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit. It seems like he might not’ve been lying on this one account.Never mind. Looks like he is lying again.He’s blaming it on Ukraine which sounds like a false flag. He’ll use this as the reason he has to cut off Starlink to the country.
Ahh Fuck
Don’t care why it’s down, but that’s good news.
Sounds like he fired too many competent ops people.
Oh no. Why is Musk attacking his own Twitter? LOL. Oh so he can blame it on Ukraine.
LOL.
I never noticed until this picture how much X looks like two swords crossed. Hmmm.
It would be best if it does not come back up.
twitter still has 28,000 users? and they’re active enough to report the outage?
