The first female House Speaker will seek a 19th term, reigniting debate about the age of US leaders.
  • ArugulaZ
    8•2 years ago

    “We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Nancy Pelosi, who-”
    “Wait, no! I’m still running for Senate in 2032! I just switched to the Zombie Party!”
    “…I told you guys this should have been a closed casket funeral.”