You should see all the human filth on YouTube defending him, and claiming the jury was paid off. Only in your tiny, diseased, kill-billy minds.

Can we super size our fries again?

(Too early?)

Stop kissing Netanyahu’s ass, old man.

She’ll for sure get a seat on his SCROTUS.

Gosh. Who saw THAT coming.

Now you can go to jail-jail.

Turds of a feather.

I hate how Fux News describes Greg Gutfeld as the leader in late night. I mean, there are probably enough psychos out there watching that network to drive up those numbers, but Gutfeld is the same shit Fox News gives you in the daytime, with a light coating of late night talk show trappings.

Go for it, milk that old shmegeggie 'till the teats fall off.

(Except Palestinians.)

He probably calls the pictures of himself in lingerie on the cover of the Weekly World News anti-semitic, too.
I’m not anti-semitic! I just hate Netanyahu because I’m anti-douchebag!

Kbin shows a picture of Data from Star Trek smoking a pipe.

Oh wow, that is peak kill-billy. You can almost smell the meth.

Perfect for leftovers!

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

RFK Jr. is a piece of dog shit drying in the hot summer sun. I can’t imagine in any universe this guy (who makes me wish there was a Sirhan Sirhan Jr.) draining votes from Joe Biden when their views are diametrically opposed.

I mean, I would suggest she’d be like green or blue or something, like regular fish. You know, camouflage for being underwater. Something down there in the briny deep has got to have a taste for mermaids.

(For top accuracy, all Little Mermaids from this point forward must have a strong resemblance to a manatee. Is Kathy Bates from Misery available?)

Mm, white danish. That’s the one with the white cheesecake goo on the top, right?

I see your point, but it is also a little weird when a previously established black character is made white, or at least less black, in the casting. Apparently during TMNT’s grimdark period, before the cartoon, their April O’Neil was bi-racial. Baxter Stockman was black, but when the TMNT cartoon came out in 1987, both were white.

I wasn’t familiar with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles until the very kid-friendly cartoon, so it didn’t bother me. I mean, this was my first introduction to these characters, right? I had no idea. But fast forward to now, when it’s very strongly canon that Baxter Stockman is black, and the 1987 Baxter Stockman, who’s a hybrid of Dr. Brown from Back to the Future and Jeff Goldblum’s bug in The Fly, does seem a little… off.

Dude, you’re only comparable to Man-Bear-Pig.