She runs the Department of Homeland Security, not Restaurantland Security.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

Does @BallShapedMan@lemmy.world know about this?

That seems like a really quick way for your most favorite foods to become your least favorite foods.

I mean, I guess that’s what chewing does anyway, but I still feel like that’s one particular middleman I wouldn’t want to cut out.

It’s a Colt Python.

He plays Zuck so well that he just decided to keep doing it over and over.

Zombieland = post-apocalyptic Zuck

BvS = Batzuck

Rio = Flying Zuck

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Chapter 1

Bibi has a table that prevents vomiting? What else is that bastard hiding?!

If I had a nickel for every story I’ve read today about a clemency request in a decades-old shaken baby syndrome case, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I prefer arches, btw.

Thirded. Fork is great.

A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

He’s really weird.

There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Partially?

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

Fair enough.

Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

I thought so too. If the point is to show the cool character transformations why are they using clipart?!