Scene: DJT standing awkwardly at a table. Beside him, sitting on the floor is Vladimir Putin with his Entire Arm shoved up DJT’s ass.

DJT: I’m starting to think Putin might be manipulating me.

Real science and innovation comes in increments

spreading some major contagious disease that nobody has a defense against and wipe out a huge section of the population.

Yeah I was going to point out #3.

I bet that halo took the original space marine doomguy armor and modernized it, then doom later realized but didn’t have a way out since halo had become so successful.

Well, they do need to link it to what the admin is calling it so that people understand the deportation process has been corrupted and is no longer what it used to be.

Aka when trump admin says they are deporting people, this is what they mean

Attention whore would wear a white suit to a wedding

Achievement unlocked: Actual Dystopian Future

See guys, shitposting works!

Better? You like eating shit better than eating rotten assholes?

Thanks for sharing…

So this is the turning point. He now realizes tariffs are not working and he is going to sabotage his own tariffs to reverse course while pretending he’s not.

Elect a moron and you get a moron. Guess he truly does represent his voters.

Is this fucking real?

Insider trading tips to his cult?

Finally some good news.

He’s playing both sides.He’s going to go back to saying all the other nonsense shit.

Im sure that will help with the inflation

This could be pretty bad…

Step 1 prevent agency from doing it’s job

Step 2 shriek about how agency does nothing and must be dismantled

Seconded

Guess global economic collapse isn’t good for OPEC.

They arent “using signal”, they are avoiding record keeping requirements to avoid scrutiny and accountability.

Jail!