Neither Mexico, Netherlands nor Japan have ever had a black president.

The reason is clear. The USA is better. We have all sorts of religions and cultures living together in neighborhoods. Sometimes like in Texas, those neighborhoods are silos and people do tend to stick to their own background. But 2nd gen usually intermingles and becomes part of the melting pot. Its a thing. Hopefully it never stops being a thing.

Oh God, let it be plushies! Please let it be plushies!

You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let’s see this happening:

88mph.
The vehicle’s flux capacitor is activated.
The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That’s when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
And he’s gone! The sonobabich did it!

OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let’s see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn’t we see it?!!

We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

What the ever loving fuck!!!

If your god loving right now punch your balls for me. You did this. And for what? I don’t see me believing in your fucking Jesus anytime soon when you keep fucking around with my science. I much rather you not take advantage of any science so you can be pure to your stupid fucking retarded ways:

Drop this phone carefully so others can use it.
Cancel every single subscription.
No LEDs, LCDS, chips of any kind for you
No refrigeration for you.
No cars for you.
No glass for you.
No insulation for you.
No plastics or fuel for you… You may burn animals or wood.
So take off your clothes fucker, you’re wearing animal skins wool or silk and you’re paying for that shit.
No elevators for you, you asshole!
No metal parts of any kind, all those use science.
Prescription glasses? Not for you fucker. Taken off…
No aspirin or meds of any kind. Make some tea you asshole, maybe Jesus will heal you. Cement? Asphalt, nope, you’re gonna go chop wood by hand using a piece of flint to cut it and you’ll live happy because that’s what Jesus did for a living.

No electricity or batteries, those things are based on science… No motors or lights, no compass or GPS. No.mosquito repellent or shark repellent or bear repellent or sun screen or bicycles or telescopes or microscopes. And here’s your covid back asks Jesus if he wants you dead a little to the left or a little to the right.

I’m totally fine if you want all that for yourself.

Quote this in history books

No no, we’re cool. I’m totally for freedom of Satanism in everyday lives. I’m a non believer. I think all religions as practically bullshit equally. Thus all religions should stay off the government.

We don’t want to go anywhere, those places don’t want us there, the government doesn’t want us to go there or come back from there. So I think we found the problem.

And now for the Satanism’s whatever it is they do…Billy, what was it that you guys do at 3:45?

Billy: we fondle each other Ms. Terramy! And then we insult at least one person.

Buying soda and candy. I can get behind a worm for that one. Just ban those things already. But I would step on that worm right after. The guy is clearly crazy. And too old. I wouldn’t want anyone to suffer from whatever self inflicted speech impediment this guy has.

Hold on, here’s a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I’m sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.

Remember this morning when you were having cereal… You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

Its difficult to explain but I’ll try:

It’s more expensive.

I’m sorry if I lost some of you. Its just difficult to grasp. You might need a PhD for this.

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won’t know if he’s coming our going lol.

That’s gonna be a long wait until everyone’s done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

Jalapeño first.

Things to do to Putin when he’s caught:

172863. Remove internal organs.
172864. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon…

Fine. I’ll call the bf department of purchases and let them know this is just a stretched truth and not a true truth.

They are both wearing glasses! C’mon! Didn’t nobody show them men in black? Remember the training when they shoot the little girl because she’s the obvious alien?.. Carrying advanced technology books. I don’t if that was right or not, I didn’t write the god damn movie! Shit! All I’m saying is they’re nerds. Nerds don’t harm other people… Except for paid nerds. Paid nerds think its payback and make things like nuklier things and such. Ya know what I’m saying?

Thanks man I love the sincerity.

Doughnuts are sweet and greasy. They are literally cooked in boiling oil.