Maybe we are going to see a unification of the world over this! Everyone rallies together to fight the U.S. tariffs, and then there’s no more U.S.! World peace at last. Thanks Trump!

I remember this quote from Blade 3!

WA? DE? At least there’s a few states you can still be ok in…

Here 💆‍♂️💆‍♀️

Yay I’m part of the club too! DARK HUMOR CLUB fuck yeah

A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

That’s terrifying… I hope you and your family are able to get somewhere safe for the time being

I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

They REALLY tried to push it on my son. Must have asked 4 times!!! I’m lucky my mom is a total hippie and educated, so I was spared even decades ago when it was less talked about.

Look up John Harvey Kellogg. That should help explain things.

Yup, Kellogg’s Cereal guy. Also avid hater of masturbation. He even wanted to pour acid on the clitoris so women would be desensitized as well.

There, tl;dr’d it for you

Yeah, America is a crazy place

It would explain alot

I found the pedant!

Came here looking for this! Thank you

TREE WALL

When Trump said “build the wall” I said hell no. Now I’m thinking maybe the wall was a good idea after all… but instead of the southern border, build it around the nutjob states like Texas!

Boom. Problem solved!

Maybe he is making Navalny into a zombie?

And it’ll only cost you tree-fiddy

Lanisters up to it again…

this is america… don’t catch me slippin’