Ioughttamow

Yeah, but I was joking because they filter the water so well, too well

I thought that’s what the zebra mussels were for

Those who do the actual work, should get the actual plane!

100 bear sized gorillas or 100 gorilla sized bears?

JAFFA KREE!

Go into an unhinged tangent on how windmills are causing the jet stream to slow down

Gee, who could have seen this coming

RFK jr, minor system lord of Sol

I thought you didn’t have to take medicine though? Hmmm

Ah thank goodness!

Considering the healthcare industry already condemns us to death, isn’t this double jeopardy?

I’ll have what you’re smoking

How about the death penalty for social murder

I’m sure they’re all democrat crisis actors

Something something parallel construction

From my experience, no I don’t think so

I wonder if he regrets this one though. If it becomes dangerous to fly he’d have to travel on the ground like a peasant

I think I use my phone mostly, by time spent, not counting work. Important things I usually do on my desktop. If I had my druthers I’d have more time to spend on the desktop instead of the phone, but I’ve got two young kids so I can only do so much

So many words to say you’re dumb

His ancestor should have drowned while emigrating