I had an issue with my urethra and was referred to the top urologist on the west coast for surgery. Of all the things that can go wrong with the urinary tract, about half his work was repairing mangled meat left over from attempted enlargement surgeries. Given the failure rate of biologically derived dongs, the fact that he spent half his time straightening out beefstick tartar was pretty incredible.
He did a great job on me, I can pee normally and fathered a rugrat, and fortunately I’ve always been happy with my love lizard. Except for the brief period after surgery where he pointed out that since he’d had to remove about an inch of urethra my first few erections would be “uncomfortable”. That face you are making reading that sentence is precisely right.
A November report from the Federal Salary Council, which advises on government pay, found that federal salaries were one-fourth lower than those in the private sector.
People take government jobs because the benefits are pretty good and the job security is second to none. Take that away and the workers will leave the market and never come back. DOGE is permanently disabling the organs of the federal government in real time in ways that are not possible to repair.
He’s making more brown people.