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coja to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

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  • @Synctrex@feddit.de
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    51•2 years ago

    How to kill child with fork?

  • @MarkusMagMagenbrot@feddit.de
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    63•2 years ago

    I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

  • @hglman@lemm.ee
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    122•2 years ago

    No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

    • @LeateWonceslace@reddthat.com
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      32•2 years ago

      Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

      • @thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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        9•2 years ago

        Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

        • @nyan@lemmy.cafe
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          14•2 years ago

          'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

          “Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

          • @hglman@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

      • leviosa
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        27•2 years ago

        brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

        • @snor10@lemm.ee
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          9•2 years ago

          It’s exclusive for a reason.

    • magic_lobster_party
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      53•2 years ago

      -[--->+<]>-----.+[--->++++<]>.-------.----.--[--->+<]>--.++++[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.---[->+++++<]>.

      • superkret
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        55•2 years ago

        ah, yes
        nods knowingly

      • @ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev
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        deleted by creator

    • @SaintWacko@midwest.social
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      25•2 years ago

      Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

    • @Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5•2 years ago

      My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

      And honestly, thats good enough

  • milkjug
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    4•2 years ago

    Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

  • @not_again@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    When to fork a child.

  • magic_lobster_party
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    deleted by creator

  • @vrkr@programming.dev
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    29•2 years ago

  • Big Miku
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    35•2 years ago

    I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

  • @pseudo@jlai.lu
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    5•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • @ShrimpsIsBugs@programming.dev
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    14•2 years ago

    The only thing she’s mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

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