Elon musk is the modern Icarus - he wears the wings someone else invented, does not know how to wield them properly, flies too close to the sun and dies crashing. Except, it’s not only wings, it’s a fucking airplane and we are all along for the ride.
I love that you’re not giving him the benefit of a rocket in the metaphor.
Seeing a billionaire complain about shit like this is so fucking funny.
Bro could have fucked off with his money and done literally whatever he wanted for the rest of his life and instead gets bullied by normies and cries about it online.There is nothing i could do to be as pathetic and as much of a fucking loser as this guy. hahahahahaha
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The fuck it will.
Elon might go down with it (probably not), but one shitty, Nazi-led, small time automaker going from circling the drains to out of business won’t hurt the US.
The US will be better off once all remaining Teslas are in history museums. Preferably in the section where kids on field trips can learn about Great Mistakes in American History.
Isn’t the implication that he’s saying Tesla will fail if America fails, not that America will fail if Tesla fails? He’s basically saying he has tied his fortunes to America’s future, not necessarily the other way around.
Unfortunately, there are millions of dumb people who are still kissing his ass.
So he literally thinks he’s an honorable captain going down with the ship. He is fucking delusional.
He is the captain scuttling his own ship…
…for no good reason. Just his own ego and desire to sunk some far right dick.
The US economy was doing great when Biden left. Let that sink in🙄
More like: “If the shit of America goes down (the toilet), Tesla will go with it.”
Wonder why he’d be pondering America being destroyed. I thought his team was making everything better for the US.
If their true mission is to fuck everything up, they are doing great. Bonus from Moscow.👍 What time is it there?
He will probably flee to Moscow and sell his cars there
Good luck trying to sell overpriced electric cars to poor babushkas, whose sons and husbands died in an idiotic war.
Stupid is who stupid does, all the way
Most people: “If the world explodes everyone will die!”. Musk: “If the world explodes I will die!”.
You don’t need to oversell the downfall of America. I was already in, but is nice to know.
Says the guy with the hammer who’s been poking holes in the ship 🙄
More like setting off explosive charges willy nilly.
‘Move fast and break stuff’
Shaking my SMH
“Which is why I have decided to reduce the amount of time I dedicate to sinking it.”
Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?
You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?
It’s not going to stop us from a lot of things
If only we let To Big To Fail corporations die, we might actually be competitive and not have to ban the competition.
Can someone that’s clueless about stocks tell me who Tesla is surging again 2 days ago it was at 225 now it’s almost at 260 it’s been green constantly. making me angry.
Irrational markets are irrational.
There is a reason people lose all there money on the stock exchange and there is reasons idiots make loads of money.
Any expert on this stuff are probably avoiding and have been avoiding Tesla for about 10 years. But cryto Bros have been investing for 10 years and been making loads of money.
Remember people. You don’t own the money until you cash out. $100,000 in Tesla isn’t the same as $100,000 in the bank.
They still turned a profit thanks to tax credits despite all the down sales numbers and it’s a meme stock
The stock is only tangentially related to the actual business.
Market manipulation
Is that a promise?