• @melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    121 day ago

    Most people: “If the world explodes everyone will die!”. Musk: “If the world explodes I will die!”.

  • @prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee
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    271 day ago

    Elon musk is the modern Icarus - he wears the wings someone else invented, does not know how to wield them properly, flies too close to the sun and dies crashing. Except, it’s not only wings, it’s a fucking airplane and we are all along for the ride.

    • JackbyDev
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      51 day ago

      I love that you’re not giving him the benefit of a rocket in the metaphor.

  • @kreskin@lemmy.world
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    231 day ago

    Wonder why he’d be pondering America being destroyed. I thought his team was making everything better for the US.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    131 day ago

    Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

    You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

  • @dwazou@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Getting really tired of these super-rich motherfuckers claiming they are victims of society

  • @Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    101 day ago

    Can we deport this asshole to some random prison already and/or use the big droppy-sharp-thingy? So sick of hearing about him and knowing he’s freely traipsing around the world unhindered.

  • @Mac@mander.xyz
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    Seeing a billionaire complain about shit like this is so fucking funny.
    Bro could have fucked off with his money and done literally whatever he wanted for the rest of his life and instead gets bullied by normies and cries about it online.

    There is nothing i could do to be as pathetic and as much of a fucking loser as this guy. hahahahahaha

  • @Jinx@lemmy.ca
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    Says the guy with the hammer who’s been poking holes in the ship 🙄

  • Rentlar
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    542 days ago

    Musk, Trump and the rest of the Republican leaders have been trying their very best to sink the ship of America.

    • @DarkWinterNights@lemmy.world
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      182 days ago

      And make it everyone else’s fault somehow.

      Essentially want to be the only option - buy a Tesla and fill both the trunk and frunk with gasoline or get wrecked.

      Nevermind they’re pumping and dumping the entire stock market now, turning all the safeguards off, and extracting wealth at a rate that makes Congress look like child’s play.

  • @DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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    232 days ago

    Then whyyyyy did he work so damn hard to sink us? Fucking idiot. No matter what happens, even if I hear about it in a Salvadoran labor prison, if he kills himself, it’ll be a good day.