Ah yes the “family values” party here to yet again “save the children” from librul strangeness.
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“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet,” said Varsavsky. “Elon believes that a country is not the geography, a country is the people.”
Speaking to an audience at an investment conference in Saudi Arabia last year, Musk laid out the urgency of the matter. “I think for most countries, they should view the birthrate as the single biggest problem they need to solve. If you don’t make new humans, there’s no humanity, and all the policies in the world don’t matter,” Musk told the crowd over a live video.
Possible translation: “I’m going to need many, many future slaves and test subjects for my Neuralink brain chip that will be able to read your minds and maybe even allow me to take control of your minds and bodies whenever I want. Also, I need to blast lots of controllable people to Mars. Many of them will probably die. Pilgriming is hard business, after all.”
Can’t believe how out of touch this sick fuck is. “Have more kids!!” Ya, ok buddy. Maybe when you make housing available and affordable. Maybe when you make it easy to have a life at home and not completely beholden to tenuous corporate interests optimized to squeeze all of someone’s life and soul out of them. Maybe when you start to actually give a fuck about the future health of this planet, so if someone decides to bring new life into existence, they’re not debilitated by guilt at having forced someone to live in the hellish future you’re fabricating.
“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet”
Instead, how about “With the perception of there being a really shitty future, or possibly no future, people will conscientiously refuse to bring more people into existence because they don’t want to be responsible for their childrens’ horrible and untimely deaths.”
I, for one, would feel like a complete piece of shit if I were to reproduce today because, sorry kid, the shittiest, most hostile sociopathic people happen to be in charge now and I don’t foresee that changing anytime soon…barring, of course, an extinction event you would have no chance of surviving.
Even if the global birth rate dropped to ~1.75 kids per woman (currently it’s around 2.3), it would still take over 150 years for the world population to fall to half its current level. We are in no danger of humans becoming endangered, except by our own hands. I believe this is 100% related to him being an asshole.
How much does he have to pay them? Oh here:
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k
He doesn’t pay them anything, straight from the horses mouth https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
I don’t think we can conclude it’s 0 from what she wrote. He says he pays Ashley 500k a month and a flat 2.5 million. She says he stopped paying most of it.
I’ll assume he’s being less than honest because of specific credibility issues. If she’s being honest, she gets 250k hard maximum a year. My guess is it’s actually something like 100k. That amount, while survivable, seems very ungenerous for the richest man in the world and it’s enough of a drop from 500k that you would definitely be forced to change your purchases.
EDIT: huge error. misread per month as per year.
im guessing shes getting paid under the table as a promise, and not from a court order.
We have no idea who many women have agreed to become his breeding stock. It might be enough to cost him some real money.
hes a predator, he targets influencers like her. he tried to target this asian chick, when she rebuffed him, he removed her twitter payments.
Referring to 100k as “survivable” is crazy ngl. But yeah
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I figured she lives somewhere expensive, but I probably should’ve used a different word. I just decided to Google and given that she lives in NYC the money doesn’t go as far there as it would in rural West Virginia. I’ve known people who make 100k in NYC that live with multiple roommates.
But she’s getting 100k-500k per month, not year.
Oh my damn. I wrote it and still misread it. You’re right.
I think I read somewhere he cut it to 20k a month, but yeah it’s a rediculous amount of money. Just move somewhere no one knows you with $2,500/m mortgage. Pay off a house in 5 years and stay out of the lime light. Take a job doing what you enjoy when the kids in school/daycare or what not if you like. Dumb situation but easy to make it decent.
Child wives, biological kids, big balls and the youngsters controlling the payment systems, or the children he pretends to be online?
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
asked to be a sperm donor for a high-profile Japanese influencer. “They want me to be a sperm donor. No romance or anything, just sperm,”
Interestingly, one of my favorite AV films has a title that translates more or less into, “No romance or anything, just sperm”
Antivirus film is a new genre for me, cool
During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke ‘the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels’. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.
And SA founder Ernst Röhm was openly gay.
One variation of the ‘blonde as hitler’ joke did include Röhm, with ‘and as chaste as Röhm’ being the statement.
It was and still is a homophobic joke. But given that the Nazis hated gays more than anyone else at the time, I think mocking him is still acceptable. Especially since Röhm was a power broker who was critical in Hitler’s rise to power.
Idiocracy all over again. C’mon smart people…start having those kids!
But the stupidest man on earth somehow also has all the money.
The ability to earn money and intelligence are not necessarily causally linked. Sociopathy however ist linked to earning and retaining the amount of money billionaires have.
Isn’t it weird that we let these rich paranoid dynasty freaks control so much of our world? I find it ironic that they have more money than gods, but are just as susceptible to time and bullets as us plebs. That notion helps me sleep at night.
just as susceptible to time and bullets as us plebs.
They can afford private security and bullet proof vests. And their lifespans are a decade or more longer than that of the average pleb
Anyone can afford a bullet proof vest, and anyone can train. Exercise, a relatively healthy diet, and luck are all any of us need. Remember practice makes perfect 🎯
“Anyone can earn a billion dollars, all you need is hard work.”
Don’t forget human shields.
they are afraid of the purge episode, of rick and morty. where the alien girl gets revenge by massacre the rich people at the end for pitting the poors against each other in a purge. and thats why they all have these BUNKers all over the world so they can hide in it. elysium, 4400,etc.
Being allergic to peanuts isn’t dangerous when the whole country prefers almonds.
Some wild stuff in there
[…] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.
[…] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.
During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.
To reach legion-level before the apocalypse
That is so psychotic. Me and most of my peers don’t want to have kids because of the state of the world. Meanwhile he wants as many as possible… to suffer? And it’s not like he’s sharing his fortune with them based on what I’ve read. He literally just wants them so they can die in the apocalypse? Does he know what an apocalypse is??
His assumption is that the band of his kids will be loyal to him and provide his bloodline the greatest chance of survival, as if the money will somehow protect him once currency fails.
Homeboy isn’t even going for a Zuck level survivalist reclass, he just expects his kids to know how to clean a deer.
This will end like the successor determination of a Turkish sultan.
[Musk’s fixer] Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter…Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.
It’s cult time for him now, and plenty of magats are thirsty for Flavor-Aid.
the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know
God dammit you beat me to it
I wonder if he’s part of that Quiver Full cult
Nah he’s just an insane narcissist who thinks his genes will save humanity. Elon doesn’t believe in any god other than himself - he is his own god.
he believes in the eugenics part of it, basically he want his “genes” to be the only one populating the earth. and hes only obssesed with male -only offspring.
Archived version of gizmodo’s source for anyone interested: http://archive.today/2025.04.17-001346/https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).
my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?
i had to check… the roman legions where between 3000 and 6000
you convinced me, let take him at his word, in my head he has at least 3000 children now.
basically he has a multitudes of concubines
He only wants them for organs
They took my freaking kidney!
Charlie the Unicorn (YouTube)
Rusty Venture vibes.
Also Continuum.
But if that’s what he’s after, why hasn’t he just manufactured an army of Musk clones? I mean, Clone and Elon are almost anagrams, after all.
Okay, actually, I’m pretty sure he probably does have a The Boys
offrom Brazil army of clones…I’m super surprised we just haven’t heard of them yet.It’s actually The Boys from Brazil. Poor Laurence Olivier, he just needed a paycheck.
It’s one of those films that wasn’t really well done in its time but had an intriguing idea behind it. These are the kind of films that should be being remade in the modern era. Nice to know I’m not the only one who remembers this rough diamond, though. (Actually the Venture Bros remember the flick, too)
/End unrelated take on an old film
Nice! I’ve never heard of Olivier doing much outside of Shakespeare, so I’ll have to give this a watch.
(His Henry V is well worth a watch BTW)
If I recall correctly, Olivier was in pretty dire financial straits at the end of his career, so he took on a lot more roles like this, in much more austere films.
So many children, yet no family.
