So what position will he hold in trump’s cabinet?
Secretary of Rape
Republican Agency for Personal Encroachment
I’d pick President Camacho over Trump. Easy choice.
He’s also stupid but not mean-spirited, and in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.
in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.
That’s how you know it’s fiction.
Those images are the opposite.
Well that guy did get busted.
God this movie hit the nail on the head SO many times!
I need to force myself to rewatch it. I watched it when it first came out and laughed my ass off. Then I watched it again about 10 years ago and didn’t laugh as much. It wasn’t a stretch anymore.
That movie ages so weirdly. I remember like 15 years ago, people on reddit were like: lol this is le literally waht’s happening. Later when someon said something like that, people were like: aktschually the subplot is that mediocrity is the real enemy. And now it’s back to: lol it’s literally idiocracy. Although i already read some comments one or two days ago how that’s not the point of the movie.
Isn’t that called the chairman of the Republican party?
Secretary of Rape Pardons
centers of human trafficking and exploited children.
Probably CEO of the newly created department of foreign grifting.
And when is his pardon?
Executive Fluffer
Relationship Counselor? :p
Secretary of Pedophelia
He’ll be parachuted into 10 Downing St. to run the UK.
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He’ll champion women’s rights. Trump always picks the worst person for the job.
I wonder if murdering him in the street would be considered terrorism by the US Gov’t?
There are more important things to do with that bullet.
Good thing bullets aren’t prohibitively expensive.
Yes but, people willing to do what’s needed are very few
…yet
It’s 2 bullets, I’ll cover the tab.
I thought that was just taking out the trash, a standard public service.
The Tate brothers may have to pay for their crimes in UK and Romania but in the USA they can just buy pardons from Trump. If they give a little extra money to the Orange Demon, they might even get a cabinet post.
Trump can’t sell pardon for state crimes. I simply cannot believe that the US is so fucking corrupt that the president selling pardons is an actual fact.
The Southern District of New York is a federal prosecutors office. These are federal charges.
Yes, he has federal charges. He also has state charges in Florida.
I simply cannot believe that the US is so fucking corrupt that the president selling pardons is an actual fact.
Well, buckle up!
He absolutely can if the state governor is one of Trump’s little bitches.
That’s a real funny way to spell “has a job interview with the administration”
Well at least they’re looking into someone
Please can we at least get one win with these right wing red pill fuckers
I’m doubt that will be the case for long. Can’t have the DoJ doing its job, now.
I smell an executive order coming in fast to make him hands off to justice and the crimes he’s committed.
Would expect nothing else from this pathetic government.
No, the way it works is they start an investigation so they can suspend it later. That way if he doesn’t do exactly what they want they want they can just re-open the investigation. It’s how they handled the Mayor of NYC.
To keep a scumbag loyal you need to keep the threat of jail time hanging over him.
This is it. This is how mobs operate. A culpable employee is a loyal employee.
As a bonus: his sin isn’t even tied to the organization. So blowing him up would be essentially risk free - a quality hire if there ever was one.
Edit: dammit, this is going to really happen, isn’t it?
I think we’re all aware that the threat of jail time doesn’t really need a legal reason with this administration. Seriously, people are just going to be disappeared to El Salvador.
The judge in the New York former mayor Eric Adams case dismissed the charges with
prejudice. He gets away with his crimes scott free, but they don’t get to hang them over his head.Would you say it’s similar to this case?
Even better, preemptive pardon, and Taye will be appointed ambassador to Epstiens Island.
The Southern District of New York (SDNY) attorney’s office is the same office that ran investigations into Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and singer R Kelly. The office also recently charged Sean “Diddy” Combs with sex trafficking and other federal offences.
Oh shit, fam. I thought the Trump admin was gonna give him a pass. Maybe not? I mean, I know NY is not Trump. I’m very happy to read this. I don’t think this can be pardoned because it’s a state charge, not a federal charge? Get ‘em!
I don’t think this can be pardoned because it’s a state charge, not a federal charge?
SDNY is Federal.
This investigation will be dropped.
Grrrr. Fuck.
stop waiting on the state to deliver justice. DIY
russian mafia doesnt like romanian mafia
“Let them fight!”
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My guess is they’re investigating him so they can pardon him. I’m not sure how that system works.
I thought the Trump admin was gonna give him a pass.
Tate’s drug-addled mind probably thought the same. Should have looked in the mirror and asked himself if he looks like a rich white man.
Oh don’t worry, he has enough followers to afford a trump pardon.
Investigating him for a pardon?
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Oh he absolutely knows he can because last time he gave them to Rush Fucking Limbaugh & Sheldon Goddamn Adleson.
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Well, we are 4.5% into his term, so give it time.
He probably doesn’t know he can. Don’t give him the idea.
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Current public pissing area rush limbaugh?
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Do you really think he can remember that far back?
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incoming trumptard pardon… rapists look after one another
Why? He should be considered for next presidentship.
Those charges are going to be dropped
Epstein would have been pardoned
Wow, grosss
He would be vice president
Just toss his ass in prison already. He should spend the rest of his life there, and after he dies in prison they should send his body to Romania to buried in some prison graveyard there, symbolic of how he tried to escape justice there, but that is where his body will rest.
How much I would ever love to trow hin in prison, what he needs is Rehab (until the end of his life). No one (no matter how bad a person) deserves prison.
I’m sorry i didn’t know human trafficing was bad actually, thanks for learning me. Where is the door?
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he will “donate” $1m to Trump and be out the next day
