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LOL, my thoughts exactly.
Man that’s fucking great.
In an article from 2 years ago LMAO
Haha my thoughts exactly
Okay but seriously… this actually has come up before though right? I distinctly remember there being major allegations against him years ago
Check the date on that article, the joke is more layered than you thought.
The moment someone starts going all “anti-woke” you know they’ve got something to hide and they are trying to get acquainted with the pardon-dealing industry.
Nah. It was the moment he turned to Jesus and got baptised I realised he was guilty.
The right wing shift was for the money.
Yeah. Forcing himself on women was entirely consistent with his public persona, but shifting hard right just to seek cover makes it so much scummier.
The moment someone “gets jesus” it’s time to alert the authorities.
So he’s also into kids?
Let’s not pedo-smear buddy, it’s not a can of worms YOU want to open. You owe it to law & order & justice to behave like a law-abiding citizen & follow the Rule-Of-Law
And check their hard drives.
Pardon dealing industry? In the UK?
I’m pretty sure only 4 pardons have been given in the last 25 years. 1 was posthumous (Turing) and the other 3 were given to convicts who saved people’s lives while incarcerated.
I don’t think being anti-woke is going to help anyone get a pardon in the UK.
I do think it’s a grift, just not convinced it’s a grift for a Royal Prerogative of Mercy.
I don’t mean in the UK. He probably has done some of that in the US too.
He could flee and seek political asylum or something. The US has extradition treaties with the UK since 2003, but they are pretty much ignoring all laws and treaties anyway.
I need to just stick off other social media, nice that this is the consensus here
It’s always the ones you most expect.
So Jared Leto.
Fun fact Jared Leto has been to my flat before (i didnt live there yet), took a bite out of an apple belonging to my roommate and left it there. He also signed the kitchen table.
I could easily prove this btw because there is video evidence, but doing so would dox my address so im not going to.
…and some say, to this day, the apple is still there.
She was a super big fangirl of his, so i dont really wanna know what she did with that apple.
you can’t share a photo of the signed kitchen table?
Those lines are also from him and she covered the whole table in clear tape so it wouldnt be washed off. And yeah that triangle thing next to the “2018” is his entire signature apparently.
Ah yes, Martian script.
Yeah, i guess he only had 30 seconds before he had to leave.
yeah I looked it up and it seems like it is… except despite the simplicity he seems to sign it wildly differently each time lol.
No way, there’s absolutely nothing fishy going on with Leto. It’s a totally normal, completely above board, women only island cult.
what the fuck
This is sarcasm… Or satire - not sure of the differences
oh no, the cult is actually real. this is where my surprise comes from.
So daily news?
But he was so pretty in
fight club!*was beautiful.
Noel Fielding?
What makes you think of him?
Like Brand has been a blatant huge hypocrite for years (Talking about injustice of poor people whilst marrying in to a massively rich family, for example.).
He hung around with Brand a lot.
Has a similar creepy vibe, photograped in clubs with women.
He created old gregg
I would add that I have absolutely no evidence against Noel. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised.
Also David Walliams seems a bit rapey.
Again. No evidence. I just wouldn’t be surprised.
I get you.
It’s like I don’t like Leigh Francis, and expect some controversy with him. Not in this league, I just think he’s a bit of dick. Doing gambling adverts doesn’t help.
He’s definitely rude and crude, but I don’t think he loves himself enough to expect women to sleep with him.
I agree with you. In his case I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes down for something else illegal (fraud, embezzlement, theft etc.). Again, not saying he has done anything.
Charged with rape again, right? Didn’t we-the-people already cancel this idiot once?
After watching Kathy Perry’s documentary and what he did to her, I fucking hate this asshole.
I never watched that, what did he do?
He divorced her over text, minutes before she was about to get on stage on her premiere tour. Then ghosted her after.
Holy FUCK. You know back when he was pretending to be a queer leftist, he had me genuinely fooled. He’s a truly scary fucker.
he would definitely be that creep to get closer to women.
God that’s awful. And calculatingly cruel.
Huh, women intuition is never wrong
Until it is
What the fuck?
It’s like seeing two turds collide
Kathy Perry
lul
“names may have been changed to protect people’s privacy”
Russell Brand… Why is that name familiar?
He used to be in movies I guess, he turned rapist once he got outed by the news. Then he pivoted right wing, naturally as a way to shield himself from criticism
Seems to be the power move of these clowns.
Get caught doing something wrong, instead of owning up to it or apologizing… just going “I JOINED THE REPUBLICANS BECAUSE THE WOKE LEFT TRIED TO TELL ME THE HOLOCAUST ACTUALLY HAPPENED! THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR!” and sadly winning allies from that
its either mysogyny or SA-ing people, OR csam, or racism or bigotry.
He’s a famous rapist.
Famed accused rapist Russell Brand?
I consider his transformation into a double-Christian to be a confession that all the accusations are true. The biggest pieces of dogshit always face consequence mumbling prayers and missives.
Rapist Russell Brand charged with Attempted Comedy
But but but he found Jesus!
He was under the couch cushions the whole time!
How did his newly found faith in God not spare him of this???
He’ll use this in his defence, somehow. Swear blind it’s why he miraculously found God.
A resolve all your sins get out of jail free card you get when you become Christian is how.
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Let’s just not mention that the “whichever new faith” we’re speaking of is the very rapey evangelical Christianity, while making sure that we randomly emphasize that Islam is rapey, which is then expanded into Muslims being rapey. All in a post that has nothing at all to do with Islam or Muslims or refugees or whatever other bogeymen we regularly like to demonize.
People think Russell Brand is funny?
No junk, no soul
I had vaguely remembered him and saw him on YouTube a while back. I thought, hey, I think I liked this guy. Clicked into his video and was pretty shocked and immediately wrote him off.
Yeah. I think he either went insane, or just smelled an easy con. Sad thing, really.
he does look like a crazy homeless person, because his eyes is always bugged out on the youtube thumbnails.
Yeah, I was wondering why they labeled him comedian, he’s walking cancer.
It’s always the people who you expect the most.
Its always the ones you expect
“Rapist Russell Brand charged with attempted comedy”
I can’t believe I bought this guys book. WTF was I thinking.
Dude has charisma and is skilled at improv. He had a story of overcoming addiction and had some good things to say about social issues back then. That kind of thing sells, so lots of scumbags put it in their bios.
What was it like?
Pointless honestly. I should have read the jacket. It was a book about him overcoming addiction using the 12 step program and finding religion.
it makes sense now, His SA/harrasment spanning years ago, and tyring to use religion as a deflection mechanism.
How can this book be more than interesting and novel grammatical constructs saying a lot of bull shit at 200kmh?
