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But they are, aren’t they?
Pink-ish I think, plus they might’ve said “teelights” but brainfarted to tree
Never mind, my phone saturation was off.
Saves on the gravity bill though.
All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.
* Kate Bush music intensifies *
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!
[Looks up Robert Smith’s mobile number…]
When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.
Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.
Was it the Minecraft movie?
Tropic Thunder 2: the Santa Boogaloo
Sadly, I’m not even joking.
Hail Satan!
Reminds me of my childhood.
Aww baby maggotycumfart
the tree should have been upside down
Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.
Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.
Who among us hasn’t eaten a kid
I ate an entire patch of kids once
How did they taste?
Delicious
Honestly, a little sour
on the acidic side
Maybe a little tart?
Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.
