Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
Hope they like their new trucks.
Maybe they’ll get the dumbest of the dumbasses to go over there, but the just average dumbasses aren’t too dumb to see that the standard of living in Russia is cold dog shit.
Dude that truck is sick, I’d be happy to drive it
Me too but my masculinity isn’t tied to the car I drive, because that would be cringe. But for Republicans, this might as well be Darfur.
no uh, you wouldn’t be happy to drive a Russian vehicle unless you like awful rides and literally death. There are no airbags or any modern safety features other than the seatbelt lol
Hell yeah even has the tiny useless bed like modern US trucks
Who knew Putin was actually such a nice guy.
Good, let’s contain all these fucked up neo nazis for some reason called “conservatives” in Russia.
But wouldn’t that be mean to Russians?
Can someone spread around some guides on how to apply an everything. The crocodile tears would be incredible!
It’s Russia, the whole idea of a howto guide to dealing with bureaucracy that works is, ahem, contradictory to its essence.
Most of them are going to give up before getting here. Sadly. It would be interesting to watch.
I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.
They won’t conscript Alex Jones. He can’t walk across a parking lot without getting winded.
Russia is forcing people who are disabled to fight in Ukraine. I’m sure Alex qualifies.
Sandbag division
It takes him 2 tries to get up off the couch
Are you sure you’re not thinking of JD Vance?
Edit: Sorry, I thought you wrote ‘get the couch off.’
Hahaha if true it would be some poetic justice, but unfortunately these dweebs are already hanging out there half the time and loving the oligarch lifestyle, so unless that’s taken away they will die happy
Provided that any assets remain in the USA then just go. Also stay gone. Also no whining.
Most of Alex Jones’s assets are already going to the Sandy Hook families. He can leave once he’s paid up.
And then they went to Russia, where they were send to Ukraine, where they were turned into fertilizer by the shells their tax dollars got for Ukraine.
Womp womp. Thoughts and prayers
Please do take all the conservative brainlets and build a Gilead so we can all watch it crash and burn while you cope about foreign interference.
But, I think they should not accept dual nationality. Make them burn their passports at the border!
Off you trot Alex!
I wonder if people who defect to north korea are also similarly dense
Don’t forget to renounce your citizenship so you
can’t come backdon’t have to pay taxes…they already think they don’t have to pay taxes.
“Good, if those still wishing to make satanic hand gestures and hidden eye symbols keep doing it and don’t stop Alex Jones I might just do that,” [added] X user Robin Cope.
What are these satanic hand gestures that I am missing out on? Sounds cool.
Die fast and wither?
Nah, even Terran Empire Spock turned out to be a basically reasonable guy. The Alex Jones crowd wouldn’t go for him.
Now these people, they’re his audience:
🤟
Omg if that is what the guy was referring to then I am going to die from laughter 😆
It likely is. There’s a long present conspiracy theory that the “rock on” symbol is actually a demonic hand symbol that cultists use to signal one another. It’s not a particularly prominent theory (any more) but it’s lasted literal decades.
Here is my understanding of that tiny grain of truth to that “conspiracy theory”:
The earliest known use of the Sign of the horns (and the source of that name) is the “occult rock” band Coven, and specifically lead singer Jinx Dawson. There is at least one photograph of her dated from 1967 displaying the Sign of the horns.
A lot of rock and heavy metal bands went with satanic or occult aesthetics but made it clear it was performance art, especially during the various moral panics. Coven didn’t. I’m not going to definitively say the members are or were Satan worshippers, but I would say they walked the walk more convincingly than the KISSes and Black Sabbaths of the world. Their first album titled Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls included a poster showing the band’s members performing a “satanic ritual” throwing up the horns around Jinx lying naked on an altar.
So that’s where the bible thumpers probably got the idea from.
🤘 with the thumb over the middle fingers (instead of 🤟, the Spider-Man gesture) is called the devil horns, or the sign of the devil.
I mean, Christians called it that in the 80s maybe…
Rock and metal artists called it that, too, though mainly just to trigger/rebel against the Christian cultural norms
Edit: genuinely confused why I’m being downvoted for actual facts, did people think I was agreeing with the dumbass Christians on this?
“Stone buildings burn to the fucking ground, Eddie” - Alex Jones, via knowledge fight. They don’t like Alex much, but that was an epic quote
