What a weird thing to say to your kid. That’s not normal. What happen to protect the kids? “Shut the hell up so I can talk to the rapist, convicted felon and credibly accused pedophile!”
Are these the family values?
Later that night he punched his wife in the face
Did he sleep on the couch, or with it?
Yes
I bet if his son was talking about this pokemon he wouldn’t have yelled at his kid.
https://hypebeast.com/2022/11/cellutane-pokemon-slowpoke-slowpoke-sofa-release-info
Blasphemy. That’s a chair, not a sofa. How tf is a chair gonna get him going?
Having sex with a chair is not natural, it is against god.
pokemon is stored in the balls
JD Vance is a disgusting excuse for a human.
Dude, you threw your wife and your kids in front of the bus because of Trump? You’re never gonna recover from this, ever.
Pikachus for Harris!
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After reading the title, I thought that his son was talking to Trump about Pokémon.
Turns out, it was Vance talking to Trump on the phone and his kid wanted to talk to his father about Pikachu.
Absurd. Pokemon are, and always will be, more important than anything trump has to say.
That implies trump has anything important to say.
Couchfucker Vance is also Childhater Vance?
No fuckin way
Let’s make-believe that it was a call-in show and everyone after that point gets on air and nails the Pokemon theme song.
Can I adopt JD Vance’s kid? Not because I particularly want to raise a child, but because that early enthusiasm shouldn’t be snuffed out by Vance, especially not when he’s talking to someone about whom he says:
- “I’m a Never Trump guy.”
- “My god, what an idiot.”
- “America’s Hitler”
- “Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”
- “I can’t stomach Trump.”
I agree with J. D. Vance’s factual quotes, but not his political ambition, which apparently caused him to reverse-course on all that and bend the knee. My personal conspiracy theory is Trump chose him as VP Nominee because that enables Trump to humiliate Vance with his past comments and current subservience. He’s just that petty. I hope he loses the election because of it…
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/15/jd-vance-donald-trump-comments-00168450
Nice try but his adrenachrome is already paid for by Musk.
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5000000 upvotes to OP for using 12ft on the post link.
Wow! I didn’t know this existed. So it just turns JavaScript off to kill ads? I thought we could do that in our browsers ourselves.
It bypasses paywall too
Sadly the paywall bypass doesn’t work as good as it did in the beginning :( A lot of websites changed how they implement a paywall and I read some rumours a while back, that some news sites closed a deal with the developer/hoster of 12ft. Allegedly, 12ft would be paid to exclude certain news sites from the bypass - I don’t know whether those rumours have been confirmed or not
Money fucks up everything, doesn’t it?
