You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.MD =/= PHD
MD = Doctor
PHD = not a doctor.
PhD is literally “Philosophy Doctor” or “Doctor of Philosophy”
Also “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.
Nice bait.
Is it? Or is it just kinda dumb?
I choose to believe no one is this particularly misinformed.
It’s really funny bait, though
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(title)
As a noun yeah it’s more common in the western world to refer to medical doctors. But its origin is that of teachers, not medical practitioners.
Did he just give every old man perfect health?!
no it says OldMan not OldMen
Right but is it every
OldMan?He’s only working on that particular old man’s OS.
Can he also fix alzheimer’s by hunting down memory leaks.
👏🤝
Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer’s is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.
Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
The font changes like 3 times 👌
They are a doctor of computer science, not a doctor of design. You need a design phd to pick correct fonts.
XKCD 149 but worse.
Link for the lazy.
Thank you very much!
That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim’s scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.
Need something?
btw I use Arch
sudo apt-get AED
sudo pacman -S new-heart
Top-tier endangerment bait lmao
bash: sudo: command not foundAfter all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.
I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clotVery important to not hit enter before clot.
That’s why you have backups.
Or btrfs snapshots.
Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?
Had to look this up as well. Its not rm specific:
* is a simple, non-recursive wildcard representing zero or more characters which you can use for paths and file names. ** is a recursive wildcard that can only be used with paths, not file names.
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Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.
But only in Bash and if settings match. It’s only reliable on your own shell, don’t use it in scripts.
TIL!
It’s a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed
**in use).
Isn’t it
/dev/heart?I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.
Can I get one of them immutable bodies?
you wish to assimilate into the borg?
You are now a cygote
Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"yeah that tracks.
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.
If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
That’s an instance property
Is this some .NET convention that references to instances start with capital letters?
Yeah, properties (like a field but with a getter and/or setter method, may or may not be backed by a field) are PascalCase
How is OldMan a property here? It’s clearly the name of a class
Instance properties are PascalCase.
Yes I know, I’ve coded in .NET before, but so are class names.
str(float("100.0")) + "%"
Haha I’m saving this image
HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It’S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!
See that’s the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.
Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right?
sudo systemd restart heartDepends on who’s working the terminal, nano vs vim difference
Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don’t have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.
