If Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he’s very mistaken.
Everybody’s a critic.
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It’s about time someone makes Clooney pay for his role in Batman and Robin.
He’ll just use his Bat-Creditcard
This sits right in the middle of the Bat Water Faucet and Mr Reese and I’m all for it.
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Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
And they chose Batman?
They’re not very good at it, are they? :D
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That was the USSR, helping the allies. They’ve wasted all the former might of the USSR in their war in Ukraine.
They wasted all their former might far before that. There’s a reason the leading cause of death for young men in Russia is alcoholism. The people have no hope and no future while Putin lives.
Clooneys don’t seem that.
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Alec Baldwin is bulletproof, unlike camera crew.
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Even if they find him guilty (and it looks like the defense is still insisting he didn’t pull the trigger, which is both a pretty wild claim and something you’d think would have been filmed, right?) he’s apparently only looking at 18 months for involuntary manslaughter.
He’ll be fine. Something tells me his time will be served under house arrest at worst, and it’s not like he can’t afford good lawyers.
Even if
And I’m gonna stop right there. Your absurd, ridiculous, imaginary hypothetical has no meeting here. You are wrong, and if you cannot accept that you are wrong, I will always be here to keep telling you that you are wrong.
Your inability to deal with your own faults is a character flaw within yourself. That is not my responsibility to deal with, it is yours.
You will give up and stop commenting, or I will keep replying to you and telling you all of the way you are terribly terribly wrong.
You are doing this to yourself
Pretty bold statement to claim you know how a legal case you aren’t personally involved in will work out when the courts still don’t, lol
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Lol, okay buddy
my heart goes out to George Clooney for accidentally falling out of a window tomorrow ♥️
There’s defense, and there’s defenestration.
That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
Pretty sure Clooney could put together a better army than Russia.
Clooney doesn’t have millions of prisoners to recruit
We hope
russia didn’t declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
lol ok russia
Big talk coming from a mediocre country.
Makes me chuckle to think that Russian propagandists are like ‘Well no one will believe us if we call him a bad actor’
It’s like during the crusades again when they accused the other side of acting in bad faith.
I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he’d agree.
Ha! Say what you will about Obama, the man has a sense of humor.
Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
What are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
More like ignore them. It’s been casually effective to date.
Although bombing isn’t off the table either.
does the hague have oil?
Maybe they need some freedom.
Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?
The Russian dub of Fantastic Mr Fox didn’t get Clooney and putin’s been pissed ever since…
O Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie
That soundtrack alone is pure gold, let alone the story of Odysseus told in the deep south.
As well as The Wizard of Oz!
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Taken from Whatculture:
While O Brother, Where Art Thou? was eventually credited as an adaptation of The Odyssey (the first Coens script to adapt an existing source), it was a different quest to return home that served as Joel and Ethan’s original inspiration, one that provides another slice of sepia-toned 1930s Americana. “We were thinking of it more as The Wizard Of Oz,” Joel revealed on the movie’s 15th anniversary on 2015, “We wanted the tag on the movie to be: ‘There’s no place like home.’” Even after the story moved more toward picking up on the episodic beats of Homer’s classical epic poem, there still remains a few residual elements of Oz in the film as released. The scene in which our three bumbling heroes disguise themselves as Klansmen to rescue Tommy from a lynching, for example, is an homage to the similar rescue of Dorothy from the Witch’s castle by her trio of bumbling sidekicks in the children’s fantasy classic. The Klan even march in formation with low rhythmic chanting just like the Wicked Witch’s guards.
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Yeah, I was gonna say, I really prefer that to the Oceans movies.
Fantastic film. Have you read The Odyssey by Homer?
Yeah, forced myself through it back when the film first came out. I’m glad to have read it but I’ll take the American south version any day lol
I thought it was fun to notice the little nods, like the “cyclops” wearing an eyepatch.
Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie
Meh, he’s been in much better. Those are just OK heist movies.
They’re perfect cable TV movies.
If you happen to have that still.Out of Sight being the best one.
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