I’m really resisting the urge to post a question on !asklemmy@lemmy.ml on your behalf :)
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I’m sorry for writing this, reading back I feel it’s in bad taste. Sorry, again.

Nobody understands how magnets work either, we should ban those too.

(obligatory: https://youtu.be/MO0r930Sn_8)

I think the second one involved physical pumping your rubber body to make your blood circulate faster? Each one is fairly unique tho?

Better ban 'em.

None of this newfangled machinery to enter our lives. Toil & the Lord shall provide!