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Unrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?
In my mouth.
No, I just put it on my toothbrush.
Check out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.
Onto my lasagna for extra taste.
Found the true italian. Just like mom’s recipe (hand motion)
Whoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!
In the bathroom.
