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Many of those who are still sending the emails are sending similar messages each week or are viewing them as a joke.
Seriously. Anyone who’s not taking the opportunity to entertain themselves via their emails is missing out on a chance for a rare level of workplace joy.
If it were me I would be diligently sending in something like this every week:
- Saved $150 billion from the federal budget, I will take no further questions
- Wasn’t woke
- Mission to Mars planned and confirmed for 2026
- Asked my staff every five minutes what they were working on and threatened to fire them if it wasn’t good enough
- Executive time
- Leveraged synergy
- Integrated corporate infrastructure
- Networked
- Circled back to all previous pings to close the loop
- Synergized networks
