Trump predicted a tariff on foreign pharmaceuticals will prompt drug companies to move their operations to the United States.
  • @coyootje@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2•5 days ago

    They claim that the aliens are angels sent by God, pointing to various events in the Bible as clear evidence of their influence.

    Lol wait, so the Ancient Aliens people are gonna influence nation wide decisions? Hell yeah, that’ll be fun.

    • @ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      3•5 days ago

      Yep. All of them. They’re considered a joke at first, but things get a lot more serious when they elect a Pope to run the US. China holds out for a while, but things turn south for them when they legalize conversion to the White Lords’ Church faith.

      So yeah. Jesus was brought back to life by an alien. Muhammad spoke to an alien named Gabriel. The Buddha is actually an alien inhabiting a human body (they can do that in the story).