If you were foolish enough to buy a Tesla, and too dumb to get rid of it already, make another poor decision and go to https://stealmytesla.com/ for the final solution to your problem.
I’m imagining situations like that episode of Seinfeld with the BO car. He couldn’t even get people to steal that thing.
So much crazy shit has happened this year that for an honest second, I was dead set in believing this was real. I feel like there are some people that are this desperate. But unfortunately I’m cursed with the power of reading for more than 10 seconds.
The site is well done. I wasn’t sure either until I saw the lady with a balaclava and a headset. 😂
Oh yeah that shit made me crack up and I knew it was fake, but it’s funny to imagine.
What a time to be alive
