I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
You could pre-empt the need to shit by not having to eat or drink. Honestly, when I lament humanity’s weaknesses I eventually always come back to the fact that we’re creatures in this universe that can only persist if we kill and eat other creatures. How would we be fundamentally changed if that were no longer true?
You could pre-empt the need to shit by not having to eat or drink.
Um, you know that your body expels more than digestion by-products through defecation, right? Where do you think dead blood cells go?
The other “noble ape” shit I’m not touching.
The other “noble ape” shit I’m not touching.
I agree. Let’s not go apeshit.