• @svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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    341 month ago

    Gay?! He wishes! If he were gay, there’d be no problem! No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

    • barnaclebutt
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      1 month ago

      Imagine just hanging with the boys all the time. Having sleep overs. Skinny dipping in the pool. Having a hot shower together. Sharing eye liner tips. Talking about how much gays suck. Who needs girls, right? Yuck.

      • @mangaskahn@lemmy.world
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        41 month ago

        You might even say he’s extra manly; so manly he wants to spend all his time with men and as little time as possible with women.