Like when safety at work asks what steps to take when you see an electrical fire.

“Fucking big ones” apparently isn’t a good response

I work with big tanks of a pressurized gas that occasionally releases pressure for a few seconds, very loudly. Civilians are often startled, and ask if its going to blow up, and I always say:

“Do you see me running?”

“No.”

“Then don’t worry about it. But if you see me running, then you should definitely run, too.”