Trump will make history as the 45th and now 47th president, NBC News projects, saying he will fix an ailing country and despite warnings he will rule as an authoritarian.
  • @fukhueson@lemmy.world
    1•6 months ago

    Voters were presented with a choice between a baloney sandwich and a literal pile of human shit, and enough people whined that the sandwich didn’t have mayo.

    Edit: I will not be engaging with you, as I’ve said before.

    • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
      1•6 months ago

      Well, when that baloney sandwich spends the whole campaign saying “I can smell like a pile of human shit too!” it should be obvious why it lost to an actual pile of human shit.

      Maybe you should ask yourself why a baloney sandwich was hand picked over something like a patty melt, club, or BLT and why that baloney sandwich was more concerned with trying to look like a pile of human shit than a delicious sandwich.