1 hour in Java

Jeena · 9 months ago

@GluWu@lemm.ee · 9 months ago

Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

@rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

@tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Oddly specific

Trailblazing Braille Taser · 9 months ago

I don’t understand any of these analogies at all

Sas [she/her] · 9 months ago

Me neither but now I’m interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀