Spiders here mostly keep to themselves, and mostly well away.

Historically, our winters have kept critters small.

It’s the GOP you need to be worried about. Those fuckers will infect you with their crazy and then suck your blood dry.

(We also brought you the guy who thought schools were accommodating furies with kitty litter.)

The person who said is making it mountain out of a nothingburger. If you’re afraid of mosquitos, yeah you might have a problem in some suburbs or rural areas.