Wait, you’re saying I didn’t have to commit that genocide?
NO! If you or someone you know suffered irreparable harm thanks to the so called “buddy system” call AdamEatsAss today. A class action lawsuit is being filed against the deep buddy state cabal and we need more victims to step forward. If your buddy forced you to smuggle illegal goods inside your body, call us. If your buddy forced you to overthrow a democratically elected government in the developing world, call us. If your buddy forced you to act on a plan to steal the moon using a shrink ray, call us. We will not stop fighting until the buddy system is no more.
This sure goes deep! Thank you for spreading the word.
That’s not all Adam spreads
An example for us all
Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?
Sorry, all I remember is the rivers of blood. And do you know how much blood it takes to fill a river? I was squeezing it out of corpses for days.
Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!
What do you think I am, made of genocide money?
Wait you’re not made of genocide money?
Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.
Kids these days! Back in my day we stacked the corpses high enough to have gravity squeeze the juices out!
