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Well, you might have a point. I’m a millenial and I didn’t buy a single Boeing last month. Damn you, cancel culture!
Personally I only buy artisan aircraft.
It’s so important to shop local. I buy my aircraft from companies down the road from me that share my ethical values.
I wish I could afford a Boeing, but I go to Starbucks 35,000 times a day.
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You say that in jest but I am a former flight instructor that isn’t particularly interested in going flying ever again, not since I dropped out of mechanic school anyway.
If you had cut out the avocado toast, you could have afforded your own wide-body jet liner before your 30s.
One Boeing 737 MAX = 6.5 million avocado toasts. You’d have to go without avocado toast for … uh … two weeks?
That’s how we know you’re not a millennial. A real millennial knows that’s only one week’s worth of 'cado toast.
Well, it’s only 6.4 million Avocado toasts if you save some money on bolts…