Now we all know that otters fuck and specifically with YOU.
Of all the things to get attacked by in Montana. Not a bear, not a mountain lion, or a wolf, or a moose. Nope, a fucking otter is the thing that gets you. Jesus.
Alright, Florida Man, you’re up.
Call, Raise, or Fold?
That otter make her think twice.
Just bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
Also, your saliva is more infectious.
Beat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
I don’t have any messages I need to send that badly.
That’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language.
Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses.
Otters are fucked up.
And yet so cute.
Mustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don’t give the otter an excuse.
Otters are mean
Yikes.
God damn I didn’t know otters were 1.2 meters long, that’s a big fuckin’ marmot dude
Giant otters in the Amazon can get to be 2 meters long.
There’s a video on YouTube where otters were housed with monkeys, the monkeys trolled the shit out of the otters for the Lulz… Eventually the otters all sort of snapped, together, grabbed one and absolutely mauled the shit out of it.
Someone go tell Asst. Mayor Bellweather that she was right! The otters have gone savage!
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That Otter leave a mark!
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The poor woman got her face fucked so hard that people are telling her she’s not safe for work anymore. RIP.
That otter leave a mark!
“… And in otter news!”
Otters are apex predators simply because they have the ability of tactical genius working in strike group squads. If you’ve ever seen the videos of them taking down and drowning crocodiles, then you know. They are not omg adorbs so cute!! They can and will destroy you. Walking navy seal copypastas.
Zootopia taught me that (Emmett) Otter(ton) is apex predator that can go…Savage.
