How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!
had a feeling this would happen when they said “blame biden” in the chat.
Press F to blame Biden
It was Snowball! He snuck into our group chat under the cover of night and sabotaged our great
windmillwar plans!
It is the 41st Millennium.
For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.
Did Biden explicitly prohibit drinking bleach and eating rusty nails? Because if not, go right ahead you incompetent fucking morons, bon appetit!
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.<-- You are here
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it
“We were not allowed to have any messaging apps on our work phones,” said one former top national security official on the condition of anonymity. “And under no circumstances were unclassified messaging apps allowed to be used for transmission of classified material. This is misdirection at its worst.”
of course they’ll end up with charges.
Oh, this is the twilight zone, so no they won’t.
Why are they still doing what Biden says, didn’t he retire? Are they just following the orders of some random citizen? This just keeps getting worse.
So not dei or Obama’s fault?
nono, it’s still those things too
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Obamna*
Ha ha ha. Biden he does everything!
Biden even managed to set up the stock market to only crash when Trump says the word tariff.
Why does Kash always look mid-shart?
Look at ol’ Lumpy Farts Kash
It was actually discussed years ago on Clinton’s email server. I remember.
… in the tenth decade of the MAGA Empire, a new political catastrophe occurs … as in previous occasions, Biden was again blamed for these problems.
In the year six thousand and eighty eight since the flood the Free People wondered if they’d lived suitably MAGA to be redeemed from eternity in the domain of Biden, Lord of Evil.
Signal wasn’t considered a problem until that idiot couldn’t be bothered to read what was on his phone screen
I honestly thought this was The Onion.
We’re at the point where it’s necessary to check the source for everything, because it’s a 50/50 chance that any of this shit is satire.
It was 50/50 about a year ago–feels much closer to 90/10 now if you ask me
If that leak wasn’t on purpose these asshats are sub forest gump stupid. They stupid and they does.
