Oh this is great. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. I truly hope there are some confused idiots when it switches over, although they’ll probably believe everything and not recognize that it’s satire.
Watching the republicans cry on Twitter is the best part about this
They’re all saying it’s the Democrats trying to silence the truth and how they are knocking at his door trying to take his business and how it’s unfair
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Hello, Based department?
After some pretty grim shit for weeks on end this is some decent uplifting news.
How wonderfully appropriate!
I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼
That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…
Oh fuck that rules
I was hoping for Cards Against Humanity to do it, but this is just as good.
They should run actual left wing articles but write them to sound like right wing conspiracies. Like, politicians say raising trans kids is child abuse? THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU’RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOUR OWN KIDS!!
This is the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in quite some time!
I need to know that Dan and Jordan will get access to the desk.
What’s the desk?
Nice.
are they gonna post info about wars?
Just like all the information on onions they put out last decade and a half
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