LOL “gold”
yea, i’m sure. just like those fuglidiculous sneakers
The small print at the bottom of the page is quite something.
Trump Watches are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a paid license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product. These watches are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign
“These watches are not designed to give accurate time and should not be used to tell time or keep track of time.”
Probably the least political offer I’ve ever read
Neither politics nor candidates come anywhere close to mind
Wait we’re allowed to just declare that something isn’t political? Neat! I declare access to abortions to be non-political as well.
Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.
So they are absolute trash.
Bulk ordered from Ali Express
Oh, so these are AI images of a watch that doesn’t exist yet.
So he’s not seen as the one to directly profit from it, but can still make a quick buck on the licensing and play dumb when the watches are worthless crap
Fuck me, at this point I feel like it wouldn’t be too hard to just… create a website selling expensive ass Trump shit and in reality dropship it from Aliexpress
I mean there’s probably a bunch of people doing it, but I wonder how hard it would be to do it without, y’know, any legal trouble.
Depends if you draw his attention, I can’t imagine him not hitting you with a lawsuit
Oh I don’t even live anywhere close to the US, he’d be suing a legal entity that would probably be registered by some sorta service that lets you register LLCs in the US lol
“TheBestWatchesonEarth” I can already imagine how tasteful the watches are based on the company name
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she doesnt say it in sympathy
She’s downright pissed at these poor bitches that can’t buy her watches.
Wow, these are some truly hideous watches. This has got to be a money laundering scheme or something. No one actually interested in watches would spend six figures on one of these.
Honestly, better than I was expecting. I was expecting gaudy gold, maybe with some (probably fake) diamonds. You know, Trump’s ugly style. These just look fairly plain and cheap. I agree it does look like money laundering because they’re far from nice, but they’re just not as ugly as I expected.
It does look like it has some fake looking gemstones on the outside ring. Soooo trashy
Gotta take the rubes for everything they’re worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.
It’s not for people interested in watches. It’s for people interested in seeing a large economy having a figurehead who is a complete fucking waste of space.
I was like $100.00 is not that bad.
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This is probably the only watch douchier than a Hublot. Even Richard Mille can’t hope to match this.
The old weirdo doesn’t have time for a second debate because he’s too busy playing golf and hawking overpriced collectables.
Is this not blatant money laundering?
Nope just good old American grifting.
Unless he is destroying the watches and saying “oh look, I received these duffle bags of cash”.
No, no, I think this is just blatant scamming.
You don’t need to destroy the watch for it to be money laundering. If he receives cash for the watch, he can hide the exact amount by means of some Weisselberg-esque money tricks.
But yeah, more than likely it’s his semi yearly trashy overpriced product drop.
Foreign nationals are prohibited from donating to Trump’s campaign fund. There’s no rule against them buying a dozen overpriced watches, though. They may not even be upset that their order is never delivered.
- Trump gives Joe $1mil worth of Cocaine
- Trump manufacturers a watch at the cost of $10/each
- Joe buys 10 of these watches for $100k each
That is how you money launder via purchases. It’s more common to use artwork but you get the gist.
sometimes I wish I could get away with such a blatant grift. I love my $15 wood and leather watch.
Have you thought of selling it as a wood and leather watch- but with AI?
maybe I could write “rump” on it and sell it for $80,000
You got a cuckoo clock on your wrist? That’s all I think of when you say a wooden watch
it’s similar to this. got it from amazon back off one of their first prime day thingies, I’ve only had to change the battery twice in ten years so I like it. I like the minimalistic look tho
I’m not much for watches and stuff. I have my phone, it does what I need and then some. But that is one nice looking watch.
Simple but elegant.
You know it’s got a tiny watch face so it doesn’t dwarf his tiny hands.
His hands aren’t even particularly small. But he’s an old, fat and decrepit man and he needs a very large and padded suit to give his body some sort of healthy appearance. His hands sticking out of that suit therefore look tiny.
Seriously, look at the pictures of him golfing in his XXXL polo shirt. The guy is shaped like one of the McNuggets
Really reaching for news arent we?
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Must be gathering cash for one of his whores. Maybe that Jigsaw chick.
It’s him. He’s the whore.
I’d love to know what brand these really are or who made them. Made in china or Mexico?
TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC started in 07/2024.
Located at:
1309 Coffeen Avenue, Suite 1200 Sheridan, WY 82801
Which is also the location of a dozen other companies.
I can’t really find any info on who owns it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was essentially owned by him and this is little more than money laundering.
Edit: Looks like it is registered by Cloud Peak Law Group, LLC and the filing was put in by Andrew Pierce. The last registered person on thir paperwork was Ashley Preston. They both work for Company Sage (Andrew Preston being the founder) which makes software to make it easy to start an LLC. But it seems odd to have your own employees be the registered person for the LLCs.
She’s so bad at sounding like a typical person.
I think she should go to a donut shop.
She doesn’t even care enough to ask someone how long they’ve worked there. It would be, “give me 12 donuts and do not talk to me, peasant.”
that would still be better than vance tho.
Yes. It’s rude, but not confusing.
I’d rather have a former model verbally slap me than have a mormon all smiley get in my personal space and try to get my phone number and that’s the difference between the two interactions.
the $500 ones have mineral glass crystals - sapphire coated.
movement is not mentioned, just “Automatic Movement With Date Window”
signature on the dial looks atrocious
grifter trash
sapphire coated? Like those screen protectors I can get for my phone for ten, twenty bucks?
Even that sounds too expensive! Unless it’s like a three pack or something
Sapphire isn’t even that expensive anymore. So cheap. The “automatic movement” really gives it Wal-Mart vibes 🤣
I once bought a replacement face off eBay for 20eur. It’s probably as cheap as the glass equivalent.
