Heehee.
I love that for him.
I hope he doesn’t get any medicinal alcohol.
I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.
Agreed, also i have no idea how deep he is in, but alcohol withdrawal can kill if people arent weaned off.
What do they mean report to jail? Shouldn’t he have been beat by the cops and in jail already because the bail was far more than he could afford. Ultimately causing him to lose his job and put an incredible strain on his family?
Good, lock up the traitor filth already. Truly a reprehensible man.
This wanker richly deserves time in the slammer.
Yay!
If he’s smart, he’ll be on a chartered flight out of the US now.
Move into Assanges old hole?
A. That’s not smart B. Have you read any of the garbage that comes out of his mouth? He’s clearly not smart.
Can’t go to non-extradite country?
Probably wouldn’t be allowed on a plane.
Perhaps too many movies have been watched?
High profile criminal with huge media footprint. I would place chance of successful flee at <2%.
Currently he is likely to spend about 3months in jail and while it won’t be a good time, it’s just enough to be tolerable and put him at martyr status to the fools that listen to his pathetic dribble. Attempting to flee this will likely result in much stiffer penalties.
There’s no non-extradition country that wants him.
There’s one with supermarkets where you put a ruble coin into a hole to take a cart. He’d probably be delighted to have a mansion across the street from the Seagal’s one.
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Russia?
Much easier to destabilize the US from within.
Russia already has him.
He is no longer useful for them.
dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.
why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺
I am pretty sure there was an FBI Raid for Michael Flynn awhile back. Ironically he was on social media saying “Come and Get Me, Libs!” And then registered Republican voter Robert Mueller came and got him.
If I got a felony conviction my professional and personal life would never recover.
Somehow these evil chucklefucks are able to rack up multiple felonies, defy court orders, do whatever they want and really face no repercussions. If his lawyers ever manage to convince him to actually do his time it’ll be in the cushiest, softest minimum security camp. This guy is who people are talking about when they say eat the rich; he’s like a cartoon villain, he’s evil because it’s fun and easier.
Oo! A weekend Riker!
You got trombone Riker on speed dial
I live for these stories.
I suspect you’re also like me, and have a cache of reaction memes
Example:
Mostly just the Riker one. It’s sort of my duty around here.
Gift
What did the short-tailed weasel ever do to you to deserve this
It’s a European stoat, just to add a layer of irony
If you’ve never had the pleasure of visiting !tenforward@lemmy.world, then I’d say you’re missing out. Between !@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world and !@ummthatguy@lemmy.world, it’s always a party.
Thanks and yes, I see Squid there plenty.
He’s getting the Independence Day he deserves.
The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL
Now do Trump. Put him in jail.
4 months is a pitiful sentence for this rotting bag of feces.
He’s got more trials coming up…
I thought he got pardoned?
Really doubt Biden is pardoning that fuck stick
It was Trump, but I guess for previous crimes.
Trump pardoned him for different acts. After the pardon he did more shit.
it’s only contempt, from my understanding of law it’s not uncommon for contempt of court, and inter court violations to be anywhere from like 2 weeks of jail time, to a few months.
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He should run, it would be hilarious.
He tries to pull an Osama and lives in a cave. Gets caught order Uber eats
Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.
First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.
Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.
Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.
Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
