H5N1 rubbing its hands together hungrily
Well, I am off to eat my dinner of duck cooked rare with a glass of raw milk!
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Oh thank God for a moment there I thought we might actually do the right thing. Thank God for our global leaders assuring the universe will be safe from the disease that is humanity. /s
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I’d have been more shocked if this wasn’t the outcome.
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I’d kind of rather forget it so I didn’t feel entirely hopeless the next time.
This is an article that shouldn’t have been written, really, at least not yet or with a different headline, it basically says that negotiations are ongoing - but the headline deceptively suggests that the matter has concluded and no treaty will be forthcoming.
Oh good. We’re doomed.