- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14080970
Hilarious
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Formatting
Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A Tbecomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
Leave me I’m angry.
Who speaks like this?
Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II
Maybe non native speaker. If you add “alone” in there it sounds fine.
From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
goes to stack overflow to steal some code
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄
- It’s Java
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.
Yeah, you are right I should.
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Public static void main (That’s the joke) { args};
- Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
102 times if you count the one before the code.
If there’s two things I hate, it’s off by one errors!
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
- She asked for “I’m sorry” and the program would print " I am sorry" (if it actually worked lol)
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too
Typical 1-off error
