• @fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    341 year ago

    Amateurs.

    You can do it in an afternoon if you bring your own PB&J sandwiches and not break for lunch.

    Also, the gofundme can be postponed. Just put it on that guy’s credit card.

  • Rozaŭtuno
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    1791 year ago

    Technobros and a tenuous understanding of how the real world works, name a more iconic duo.

    • body_by_make
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      91 year ago

      I checked the original post text 3 separate times because I was so convinced Elon Musk wrote it. It sounds like this dude is Elon Musk on an alt account, it’s so eerily similar to how he talks about technology.

      • @Synnr@sopuli.xyz
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        His YouTube shorts (500/day goal) is videos of Elon musk saying things, with the background music alternating between the sigma male tune and the movie clip tune.

        Did you see how ELON MUSK OWNED💯 DON LEMON by getting flustered at the question of “half your advertisers have left the platform, if X fails, isn’t that on you?” so he told Don he should choose his words carefully because the interview clock only had 5 minutes left? And then Don was OWNED because he rephrased the question?

        LMAO. SUCK IT CNN. OWNED!

    • @shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s a great instinct to have in the current landscape, but keep in mind the rise of machine learning is happening. And there are a few really cool and good use-cases for it. So it might be a hindrance to yourself to automatically throw out anything to do with “AI”, you might find something cool to use it for.

      For instance, as a hobbyist graphic designer, I use a local instance of Stable Diffusion these days instead of Photoshop to make quick photo edits, saving me hours of manually masking out objects and filling in the blanks.

      • @Banzai51@midwest.social
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        31 year ago

        It’s ok. 99% of the AI articles are about how AI is going to kill us all with the proof being the movie Terminator.

    • @Toribor@corndog.social
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      Don’t even bother rebuilding the bridge, my imaginary hover train will be even cheaper and faster.

    • @root_beer@midwest.social
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      101 year ago

      He already had a circlejerk with another poster talking about how China can do it in days (because no osha, you know), and then! said it could also be done more inexpensively by reusing the steel from the collapsed bridge, that, you know, is structurally compromised by the collapse and I can’t imagine the water it’s submerged in is good for its integrity either

  • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    651 year ago

    If the AI can design and build a bridge in two days, the AI should also be able to secure the finances in a day!

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        The secret is to spawn multiple AIs to bump the stock, and then for the first AI to cash out early, leaving the other AI instances penniless. Somehow this results in a net positive.