2 days and no one mentioned one i personally walked out on:
Weekend at bearnies 2
I remember David Cronenberg once saying in an interview that when Crash screened at Cannes, there were times you couldn’t hear the movie over the sound of people storming out.
There was a movie I saw with my gf at the time, I want to say it was Alexander (2004) but I think it was something else. Alexander was pretty bad. The theater was empty so instead of leaving she gave me a handy, so not all was lost.
It might have been The New World (2005).
Edit: it was The New World. Also I came into a Panda Express bag, not 100% sure why we had it or how we got it in. I guess we finished up our lunch in the theater. Wanted to elaborate so nobody thought I just came on the back of the seat in front of me or something. I’m not a barbarian.
Alvin and the chipmunks
Ringer – coincidentally also Jeremy Irons.
Legends of the Fall
Wish I would have walked out of The Blair Witch Project.
The Favourite.
For the life of me I cannot understand what I was meant to take from this film. It was art, sure, but not art that resonated with me.
Batman and Robin.
First movie I walked out of, about the time they were driving around on the rooftops. Abysmal.
Antman and the Wasp : Quantumania
Probably could have pushed through on the TV, but on the big screen it was an embarrassment. There was so little care taken in the CGI (noted that this was a COVID film)
I saw Epic Movie in theaters and it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Nobody walked out but they should have.
Tinker Tailor Solider Spy. I’ve never been so painfully bored at the cinema. Left after 30 minutes, which triggered a small flood of people to follow.
Date Movie. It only took one for me to swear off Friedberg and Setzer
My wife, son and I walked out of Will Ferrell’s “Holmes and Watson”. Terrible.
Just a few weeks ago: Madame Web.
