• Not to be downplaying trump’s problems, but last night I had Mexican food, and the mole sauce was, like, totally worse than a $355 million fraud case.

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    Can this fucker just do us a favor and keel over already?

  • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    If he wants, he can prove it and pay for his legal fees all in one go!

    Pay-per-view it. He gets dosed with Novichok, if he survives then he gets sent to an arctic circle penal colony, if he survives 3 years of that, then he gets beaten to death by the guards.

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    Cognitive dissonance time:

    So, Donny, are you being treated unfairly or getting what you deserve?

  • SeaJ
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    Well he did not fault Putin so I guess that kind of means he is getting what he deserves.

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      I say we give Trump his own television channel. Nothing on the channel but him and his 6x8, 23/7. Can you imagine? Apart from one hour a day while he’s alone in the yard (other than his Secret Service agents), you could flip to Lockup: Trump Edition and just feel sooooo much better.

      I would watch the fuck out of that. For a week or two. Then I’d get bored. So would everyone else. And we’d all stop watching by and large…“The Donald” fading into obscurity, withering away behind bars…no cell phone to tweet angrily on, no hamberders or well done steaks with ketchup, no visitors…not even his own kids. His ego deflating day by day, having to shit on a non-gilded toilet in full view of the guards, a cell full of books that he can’t read. Then, one day, the channel ceases to exist, but no one notices. And, unaware if he is even alive or dead, we all collectively forget he exists and stop talking about him forever.

    • I had an agreement with some friends to charter a jet and head to the islands to celebrate if he either got perp walked out of the White House or died in office, to just really go nuts celebrating.

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    When the fuck is his poor health/diet going to catch up with him? Him kicking the bucket would do the US a massive favour.

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      Rich people can afford a level of health care that us normies aren’t able to receive. All those pricey procedures and experimental medications can keep even the most withered turd alive. His father lived to 93, so if you go by that we have ~16 years left.

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        He was also a President. Which has even better healthcare. Many have lived extremely long lives.

  • @azimir@lemmy.ml
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    Interesting hypothesis. Why don’t you go ask Alexei whether he feels the same way? I’ll wait while you get back with that.