Loser ass POS.
Good.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Prince Andrew is said to be “totally tormented” at the prospect of his relationship with the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein coming under further scrutiny after a judge ordered the release of secret case files.
US Judge Loretta Preska ruled on Monday 18 December that documents relating to more than 170 people who were either associates, friends or victims of disgraced financier Epstein should be made public.
They include 40 documents of evidence from Johanna Sjoberg, who has claimed the Duke of York touched her breast while sitting on a couch inside the US billionaire’s Manhattan apartment in 2001.
Andrew stepped down from public life after the furore over his friendship with Epstein and paid millions to settle a civil sexual assault case to Ms Giuffre, a woman he claimed never to have met.
In the infamous 2019 interview, Andrew denied Ms Giuffre’s claims and said an alleged encounter with her in 2001 could not have happened as he spent the day with his daughter, Princess Beatrice, taking her to Pizza Express in Woking for a party.
In January 2022, ahead of his legal settlement, his mother the Queen stripped Andrew of all of his honorary military roles, including Colonel of the Grenadier Guards.
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Haha. Nonce getting more found out.
Hey Prince Andrew, if the truth hurts then maybe it’s you that’s in the wrong?
And in a hole with this guy. Also everyone else involved in this pure evil and disgusting shit.
Can we start calling him “The Royal formally known as Prince”?
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
I mean everyone already knows his name is on the list so idk what he has to worry about lol.
Because he knows his name will be on the frontpages again.
He either can’t read the room or it’s worse then we already knew about. Probably both.
Good. Suffer, you utter shitgibbon. I want you to be as terrified as everyone else who you had to ‘involve’ yourself with was.
Bet you’re sweating now, fuck face.
Lol, there’s so much emotion in this reply.
He does seem like and utter douche canoe tho.
I was looking for a sweat comment
#🥵💦🤮
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thanks… gotta love wikipedia…
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I have never heard the insult ‘shitgibbon’ before, but i love it
It’s in the same vein as douchecanoe but rarer. Rarer than a cockwomble or fucknugget but not as rare as a wankpuffin.
Ah, the ever elusive wankpuffin.
My wankpuffin also keeps disappearing. Maybe he doesn’t enjoy as much as I.
Please do not the puffin
Have you tried a spankswallow? Much better and less likely to flee
What is the speed of an unlaiden spankswallow?
The airspeed velocity of an unladen spankswallow depends on the skill of the spank and the proximity of the swallow, but on average? 42
You are now the second person besides myself that I’ve ever encountered using it. I have to wonder if it wasn’t used in a somewhat obscure book or movie or something that introduced it to a few of us who have been disseminating it ever since.
Big fan of douchecanoe. Been using it for many years.
I once dropped ‘douchecanoe’ in a convo with my manager in reference to someone we both knew outside of the company, without thinking. She gave me one of those “hol’ up - what did you just say?” reactions. New to her, she was amused.
Utter hoofwanking bunglecunts.
There’s no reason to slander shitgibbons like that
I like how he had to pay Guiffre and she still gets to fuck him back :)
FAFO asshole
Wow, I’m not tormented at all. I guess if you don’t diddle kids you have nothing to worry about…
Reminder that the king was also best buds with Jimmy Savile and I refuse to believe he wasn’t aware of the rumors. Also refuse to believe the king didn’t know Epstein, when Epstein was partying on Royal properties with the Kings family and friends.
The entire Royal Family knew exactly what was going on. No coincidence that as soon as Andrew made an absolute embarrassment of himself in that infamous interview, he’s suddenly out of sight and the British media suddenly shuts up about it.
Everyone knew, especially the 45th US president seen in many photos and videos with Epstein.
He is facing his second Christmas without his mother
He’s a senior citizen, that is such a weak grab for pity.
Welp then he should have spent more time with mummy instead of raping children on an island
I cannot even pretend to have sympathy for this bastard
Why do the good ones die so young?
And his mother was also a bitch for protecting her rapist son.
She also allowed the mistreatment of her two mentally handicapped cousins to continue until they died alone in mental institutions.
Don’t forget we all thought she was going to live forever…
Good.
